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TheSlimeWave
@theslimewave.bsky.social
I play drums and Old School RuneScape.

You can see both on my stream

Twitch.tv/TheSlimeWave
February 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’ve got valentines reservations tonight at the @chatpileband.bsky.social show. Candle lit riffs and a rose to give to my PBR
February 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Okay google, OSRS Ted Kaczynski NPC
February 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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OSRS Valentines Cards! 💌 #osrs #runescape #valentines
February 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Which one of you yella bellies keeps leaving dog turds in my wife’s mailbox?
February 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
When a guy at work finds out you play RuneScape and asks to raid with you
February 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My pitch for the new delve weapon #osrs
February 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
February 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Banker in #osrs got a drip upgrade
February 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Can’t use these prayer scrolls as my excuse not to be doing gauntlet anymore I guess…

#osrs #royaltitans
February 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
February 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Car full of open liquor bottles and a lil man in the back seat polishing a tankard
February 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Impromptu Stream tonight. I wanna try the new bosses out. If I can get one of the Prayer Scroll upgrades I’m really hopeful that it will chill out my Corrupted Gauntlet grind a bit
February 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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when foreskin has been banned, only outlaws will have foreskins
r/foreskin has been banned
February 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Stream will be live tonight at 7:00 CST

Come check out my new set of Chain Mail
February 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Polish Sausage from the Lowe’s parking lot
February 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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First date idea: we drink whatever is in this vial
October 19, 2023 at 8:10 AM
October 19, 2023 at 2:13 PM
I’m like the John Taffer of clogging arteries
October 14, 2023 at 12:27 AM
Sewed up the crotch I blew out on my favorite jeans. The world is my oyster
October 7, 2023 at 5:35 PM
I stand steadfast in my ability to falter on a whim
October 5, 2023 at 5:50 PM
This books a real piece of shit
October 5, 2023 at 5:26 PM
I forgot my hot chips in the car. Someone is going to fuckin pay for this.
October 3, 2023 at 11:20 PM
The Hat Man stole all of my Benadryl. I guess he’s breaking up with me :/
October 2, 2023 at 2:02 PM
I’m functionally the same guy as before, I just have a huge axe now is all
September 30, 2023 at 6:04 PM