The Sizzlechest
thesizzlechest.bsky.social
The Sizzlechest
@thesizzlechest.bsky.social
A man of fe-
On the television show @invinciblecast.bsky.social #invincible , is it just me or is Mark Grayson going full unlikeable main like Ted Moseby.
February 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
There's nothing new under the sun, I wanted to open a restaurant called Naan Sense with a bunch of Indian/hybrid pizza options on naan and of course someone did it first.
So now I have to go to Chicago and see how it is
February 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I know I eat ice cream like my long dead grandfather. I understand that my ice cream tastes are of someone far behind my years
But when I want butter pecan and wet nuts for my treat I didn't expect my youthful clerk helper to full blown not have any idea what I'm saying.... DANGIT I'm in my prime!!
January 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I like to share good vibes whenever I can and exchange compliments to any and all who cross my path- nice shoes, amazing nails, love that band on your T-shirt

It traces back to a very southern woman saying I have "baseball" arms and it took a second to register how high praise that is...
December 10, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Reposted by The Sizzlechest
Study: Overuse Of Hair Detangler Giving Rise To Product-Resistant Supertangles
theonion.com/study-overus...
December 2, 2024 at 4:11 PM
67% of parenthood is coming to terms with the fact that your kids will never agree on their favorite Cheezit flavor and hoping to get a buy one get one sale at the store to make them both happy
November 26, 2024 at 12:28 PM
I'm always waking up at various hours of witchery
222a
333a
444a
Meanwhile the time I'd accept would be 555a but that never happens
And I never see 1212 or 111 am or PM because of a spicy cocktail called parenthood with a dash of late stage capitalism
November 20, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Aliens in the ocean! Ancient super tech! Come on! React!!!!

Le Siz- nah .... Til Namor knocks on my door or I get live footage of The Brilliant Squid himself talking to us, I'm good.
November 19, 2024 at 1:33 PM