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Our Donald Trump Christmas card is back!
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Many, many people are saying it. We're getting a lot of good reports about it.
Get one here: theshovel.bigcartel.com/product/trump-card
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Our Donald Trump Christmas card is back!
This is a tremendous Christmas card. Very beautiful.
Many, many people are saying it. We're getting a lot of good reports about it.
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This is a tremendous Christmas card. Very beautiful.
Many, many people are saying it. We're getting a lot of good reports about it.
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November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Our Susssan Ley Christmas cards have just dropped!
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October 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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The 2025 Shovel Annual has hit the printers & is ready to pre-order now! Trump will be delighted he’s made it onto the front cover of another world-renowned magazine. If he could read, he’d love what’s inside too.
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October 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The 2025 Shovel Annual has hit the printers & is ready to pre-order now! Trump will be delighted he’s made it onto the front cover of another world-renowned magazine. If he could read, he’d love what’s inside too.
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October 15, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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October 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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September 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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“I did not sacrifice the dignity of myself or my fellow Australians by oranging a meeting with Trump,” said the bronzed-up Albanese.
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September 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
“I did not sacrifice the dignity of myself or my fellow Australians by oranging a meeting with Trump,” said the bronzed-up Albanese.
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“When I was a kid my dream was always to follow in Usain Bolt’s footsteps. If I could achieve even half of what he did for the Mariners, then I would be happy," said Gout Gout.
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September 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“When I was a kid my dream was always to follow in Usain Bolt’s footsteps. If I could achieve even half of what he did for the Mariners, then I would be happy," said Gout Gout.
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September 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Later in a press conference, Katter warned that migrants are dangerous: “Just today one of them threatened to punch a journalist!”
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August 28, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Later in a press conference, Katter warned that migrants are dangerous: “Just today one of them threatened to punch a journalist!”
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August 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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*Pending the update in September*
August 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
*Pending the update in September*
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August 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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August 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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August 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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What was he thinking?
July 18, 2025 at 9:43 AM
What was he thinking?
“That star means everything to me. My entire self-worth is wrapped up in getting external validation from people I pretend to despise but am actually desperate to impress"
Full details: theshovel.com.au/2025/06/13/trump-deploys-150000-troops-to-protect-hollywood-star/
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June 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“That star means everything to me. My entire self-worth is wrapped up in getting external validation from people I pretend to despise but am actually desperate to impress"
Full details: theshovel.com.au/2025/06/13/trump-deploys-150000-troops-to-protect-hollywood-star/
Full details: theshovel.com.au/2025/06/13/trump-deploys-150000-troops-to-protect-hollywood-star/
Have we forgotten anything?
June 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Have we forgotten anything?
Sussan Ley has made her first important decision as leader, adding an extra ‘s’ to her title due to some batshit crazy numerology theory that promises to increase vibrations within the universe or some shit.
Read more: theshovel.com.au/2025/05/13/sussan-ley-changes-title-to-oppossition-leader/
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May 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Sussan Ley has made her first important decision as leader, adding an extra ‘s’ to her title due to some batshit crazy numerology theory that promises to increase vibrations within the universe or some shit.
Read more: theshovel.com.au/2025/05/13/sussan-ley-changes-title-to-oppossition-leader/
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Here are today's featured electorates.
You can find out how to get the full downloadable guide here: theshovel.com.au/2025/04/03/the-shovels-2025-armchair-election-guide/
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May 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Here are today's featured electorates.
You can find out how to get the full downloadable guide here: theshovel.com.au/2025/04/03/the-shovels-2025-armchair-election-guide/
You can find out how to get the full downloadable guide here: theshovel.com.au/2025/04/03/the-shovels-2025-armchair-election-guide/