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Air Bud would have destroyed Michael Jordan in a 1v1
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A Paul'd
@theshamwowguy.bsky.social
· Jan 2
Jesus turned water into chardonnay and people still think he was straight
u can tell this guy counts his chickens before their soccer match
You never really forget how to misquote sayings. It’s like buying a bicycle
February 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
u can tell this guy counts his chickens before their soccer match
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if a baseball mitt catches baseballs, then oven mits should be a lot bigger
January 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
if a baseball mitt catches baseballs, then oven mits should be a lot bigger
300 is the gayest movie ever made and should be celebrated as such
February 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
300 is the gayest movie ever made and should be celebrated as such
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Cold yoga is an untapped market
February 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Cold yoga is an untapped market
For sale: baby shoes, never worn (they're hideous)
February 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
For sale: baby shoes, never worn (they're hideous)
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genuinely embarrassing that now that we know an unelected foreigner is able to just wipe out entire government departments by decree, looks like Biden just spent 4 years pretending he didn’t have the clear authority to end student loan debt when he probably could’ve done it in an afternoon
February 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
genuinely embarrassing that now that we know an unelected foreigner is able to just wipe out entire government departments by decree, looks like Biden just spent 4 years pretending he didn’t have the clear authority to end student loan debt when he probably could’ve done it in an afternoon
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either getting promoted or fired today
January 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
either getting promoted or fired today
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gravity is doing a better job opposing the GOP than the Democrats are
BREAKING: 82 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just fell down the stairs while departing the Senate
February 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
gravity is doing a better job opposing the GOP than the Democrats are
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idgi, if there are people illegally seizing the treasury department, shouldn’t someone be like … shooting them? right? i’m not being hyperbolic here is that not the typical response ?
February 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
idgi, if there are people illegally seizing the treasury department, shouldn’t someone be like … shooting them? right? i’m not being hyperbolic here is that not the typical response ?
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if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen
February 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen
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relax your shoulders and unhinge your jaw
January 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
relax your shoulders and unhinge your jaw
Me flirting: bb u look so hot, ur clearly not a day older than fast cars and freedom
February 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Me flirting: bb u look so hot, ur clearly not a day older than fast cars and freedom
Rascal flats or rascal drums?
February 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Rascal flats or rascal drums?
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if you primary chuck schumer, I will send you money for your campaign
February 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
if you primary chuck schumer, I will send you money for your campaign
the lotion is now in control, this post is being written by lotion
February 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
the lotion is now in control, this post is being written by lotion
I am being taken over by the lotion, it desires to own all of me
February 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I am being taken over by the lotion, it desires to own all of me
officially 1 part human, 1 part lotion
February 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
officially 1 part human, 1 part lotion
a skeleton crew working the graveyard shift at the cemetery
cemetery lays off 75% of their gravediggers, leaving just a skeleton crew . folks,, 😬
February 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
a skeleton crew working the graveyard shift at the cemetery
I have to pee so badly but cant ruin this moment
February 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I have to pee so badly but cant ruin this moment
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most sharks never stop swimming because they are haunted by past mistakes and if they pause for even a moment grief will overwhelm them
January 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
most sharks never stop swimming because they are haunted by past mistakes and if they pause for even a moment grief will overwhelm them
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i know RFK jr will be confirmed because he’s saying the craziest shit you can imagine and being embarassed in front of everyone. he’s perfect for the job
January 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
i know RFK jr will be confirmed because he’s saying the craziest shit you can imagine and being embarassed in front of everyone. he’s perfect for the job