That’s the dumbest sentence I’ve read all day

He should have stayed, spoken out, ruled, and forced them to fire him. What a coward.

Cancelled

tears

Have you ever tried a dry one

This is so relatable. I know I need to watch it

Relatable, my family won’t play Star Wars trivia pursuit with me anymore because I won in one round.

I KNOW, I’m working on it. This is a me problem.

Leaving the typo

I used to be the biggest Star Wats fan in the world and I haven’t even watched Andor because I’m still mad about Episode IX

Sure, in the sense that a fight between a gorilla and a racist snail is a fight

No, I will not be googling it to find out

They rejected it. I don’t have faith that Schumer will escalate, but this worked this time.

Man that was a good day

Rare clean Schumer win

I’ll admit to being one of the people laughing that they spent more trying to get Cuomo elected than ZM will cost them in taxes, but it’s so obvious now that the point wasn’t money. It was access. They literally can’t conceive of a person in power who’s not in their pocket and at their beck and call