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Bluesky Jesus
Jesus, the bookies don't hang around do they
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Well well well, these lot are 'allegedly' in the Epstein files
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Ah Jürgen
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The leagues much weaker this season isn't it
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Klopp isn't coming back, Klopp is done as a coach, the fact he said it's 'theoretically possible' was in relation to him not coaching another team in England - the key word is theoretically

He loves his current life & responsibilities, I could see him becoming Germany manager & that it
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Meanwhile in the VAR van

Our game today will be remembered for the result, however, the questionable decision making will seemingly go under the radar once again

This whole international break Liverpool's current situation has been overanalysed but not one single fucker has mentioned officiating
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
We were truly spoilt with the success & brand of football Jürgen brought us, he was given time during difficult results, he made it work with players he had & then eventually brought it

Slot is struggling at the moment & id love for him to turn it round, he'll get time but how much between..
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Liverpool 0 - Forest 3

Got to admit Arne, this is becoming a bit embarrassing now, solutions need to be found & fast, not just to save our domestic season but the longer this continues, the louder the questions over his ability will become
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
John Henry will be sat there wanting to never open his wallet again if this is the kind of return we're getting 🤣

If you don't laugh you'll cry
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Forget what was achieved last season, in isolation our form has seen managers lose their job

I doubt he'll get sacked now but we can't go through the festive period like this, it's too easy 3-0 to Forest?

Nah, something needs to give in the coming weeks
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
January needs to be the month we get shut of Konate, talk up your future all you want big man, you've been shite since we won the league

Guehi is a must in January, pay them £35m his leadership as well as his defensive abilities is a must

Isak needs to be played relentlessly now
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Think Arne could be in trouble here
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Should their goal have been disallowed?
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Palace seemingly denied a penalty when his feet were on the line & a free kick given

They're making it up as they go along
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Let's hope he caps it with a couple of goals & a smile
Today is 300 appearances for our Egyptian King at #LiverpoolFC
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Szoboszlai at right back

If he's fit why not start Ramsey, he's our only natural right back!?
a man in a suit and tie is holding his hair
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his hair
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November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Me tomorrow when Szoboszlai is named at right back & inevitably we go 1 down 8 minutes in:
Footies back…
Friday vibes 🤣🍻
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
So then, Anthony Joshua v Jake Paul

Career ender? Scripted to take a dive? Is Paul signing his death warrant? Boxing is dying a death

Joshua needs to go in & just go prime Ivan Drago on him, completely flatten him, end his boxing 'career'
a man with a lot of sweat on his face is saying if he dies .
ALT: a man with a lot of sweat on his face is saying if he dies .
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November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The RS6 saloon is coming back 😮‍💨
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
No Wirtz or Bradley for the Forest game, which ultimately means Szoboszlai could play at RB

I'm 50/50 on whether Jones should play there because the last few times Konate had been more interested in what he has been doing

Outfuckingstanding

On the plus side Alisson should be back
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
"Joe Gomez has played I think if I am correct, two times, 90 minutes throughout the whole 2025 year. So if we want to keep him available longer, it is maybe a bit of a risk to play him seven times in 22 days."

Concerning this, we're down to the bare bones & we're still managing his fitness
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Your fella wears a life jacket on the rowing machine in the gym
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Our shirt next season should be this seasons Forest shirt but with gold stripes

Naughty that shirt
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Sweet mother of mercy & the wee donkey
November 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
According to the news on the radio, there's a Russian spy ship just outside our sea space or whatever the term is

There's been a threat that if they enter our waters they will be met with a military response

All I can hear in my head in response to a panicky, british, polite 'threat' is this:
a boxer is talking to another boxer in a boxing ring .
ALT: a boxer is talking to another boxer in a boxing ring .
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November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM