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Bluesky Jesus
According to the news on the radio, there's a Russian spy ship just outside our sea space or whatever the term is

There's been a threat that if they enter our waters they will be met with a military response

All I can hear in my head in response to a panicky, british, polite 'threat' is this:
a boxer is talking to another boxer in a boxing ring .
ALT: a boxer is talking to another boxer in a boxing ring .
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November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Shorts weather this
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
That McTominay goal looks better each time you see it doesn't it
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
To every cunt slagging the team & club off for 'overdoing it' about Jota, Andy Robertson shown last night the actual impact a little bit - him & his mate spoke about the world cup & what it would be like to play in it, I can imagine that conversation wasn't just between those 2 either...
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
He's right you know 😂
TREVOR NOAH SUMS UP WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A LIVERPOOL FAN 😅
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
No shock hear really, a sex offender & nonce wanting to help another sec offender out, right in front of your eyes folks

You couldn't write this stuff really could you, he's got enough on his plate with the Epstein files which will bury him, then there's the whole Bubba incident

Nonce
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Just saw a clip of the game at home v Spurs which finished 4-3 with the winner coming from Jota

The foul on Salah where he's man handled by Vertonghen then the free kick was given against him & the Milner tackle on Kane when he went down like he'd been shot were prominent as they were back then
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Wirtz has had fun with Germany there tonight l, will hopefully give him a welcome boost to bring back
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I find Peter Schmeichel's comments about Lammens extremely odd & a little arrogant:

"At 23, Alisson Becker played at Internacional in Brazil, Raya was at Blackburn Rovers. Lammens at 23 is playing for Manchester United and guarding their legacy."

He's played 5 times for United 🥴
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
So let's get this straight, beating a few dried up UFC fighters & retired boxers grants you a world title fight?

Behave you soft get, Tommy Fury beat you & he's not even a proper boxer 😂

If Joshua loses this he'll have to emigrate... to fucking Saturn
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Just read something one of our own fans has said about Salah & its puzzled me

'He's saving himself for AFCON'

If that were true he would still have some form of return for us, it's clear something is going on which isn't common knowledge, whether it be Jota related or elsewhere it's not..
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
HMP Wakefield are on a roll, now Ian Huntley has been attacked & the result of that altercation?

He's now blind

I can't imagine he'll be breathing anywhere near 2026
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Been here before haven't we

We've been trying to get something sorted since last October & here we are a year later & it's still rumbling on

I expect him to announce he's off in the summer
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Yeah I'm buying that & will be fully behind die Deutsche Nationalmannschaft at the world
Cup
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Anyone else getting sick of hearing about how much Isak needs babying?

Just fucking play the lanky streak of piss, he missed pre season yes, however, that was his choice to force the move he wanted due to broken promises

It's crunch time lad, get your boots on & get going
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Enjoyed the Dalglish film, however I did feel a bit disappointed they didn't cover his managerial appointments at Blackburn, Newcastle, Celtic & then ourselves again

Nevertheless I think they did him justice
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
We're looking at Semenyo before a new centre back apparently

We have Chiesa, I'd rather we go into the market for a new CB in January than another attacker

Seems mad that
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The time Alberto Moreno did a
Chris Kamara impression still lives rent free in my head to this day
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
That Ferrari is naughty
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Been going through an interview process with a company since end of Sept, got an automated update a week after I should have saying my application wasn't going to go any further after the final interview

Sound, I'll ask for feedback via their HR partner

He's replied today saying they're going
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Desailly has allegedly urged Chelsea to sign Nuñez saying he was 'unlucky' when he played for us

Sorry Marcel, I have to disagree, if you want Chelsea to spend big money on someone who scores the odd worldly which is followed by 609 misses sitters be my guess

Just because he's 'in form'
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Desailly allegedly saying Chelsea should sign Nuñez

Go for it & watch him score the odd worldie followed by 609 missed sitters, honestly just because someone is 'performing' in Saudi doesn't mean they can come straight back into one of the hardest leagues in the world & maintain that form
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Keith Hackett had shown how incompetent Webb is, why aren't ex officials like that offering to actually educate these idiots, or better still operate VAR
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 AM
😮‍💨the noise out of this is fucking epic
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Watch it be a diesel & piss over everyone 😂
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM