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@thescousecolossus.bsky.social
Bluesky Jesus
The amount of shite you have to do to your CV nowadays is utterly stupid

Here's my career so far, the responsibilities, skills used/acquired & key achievements

Anything else you can ask in a pissing interview & here's an alien concept - actually explain the training programme...
February 18, 2026 at 6:54 PM
The LFC Adidas originals 😮‍💨
February 18, 2026 at 6:45 PM
February 18, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Woltemade reportedly unhappy at Newcastle & apparently wants a move back to Germany in the summer

Stand down Arne, let the lad go back to the Bundesliga 😂
February 18, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I see John Fury has made a twat out of himself again
February 17, 2026 at 11:36 AM
You know for a fact both asked the question

Desperate fuckers
February 16, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Stop. this. Shit.
February 16, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Wrexham are beating Chelsea you can see that happening
February 16, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Why do people send messages which are vague then expect you to know what they're going on about?

Just get to the point lad
February 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Heitinga has left Spurs you say

Arne get the lad back
February 16, 2026 at 3:46 PM
She should be tired to a metal ball & chain outside in the worst conditions imaginable

The whole system is implicit
Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted child sex trafficker, gets gardening time, sports, therapy dogs, and spa products in prison.

Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water.

Our priorities are so fucked.
February 16, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I still maintain this is a stunning looking car

Over 640 bhp from a battery

For the price of a used one of these, I'd rather invest that in a petrol RS variant

You can't beat the sound & feel of a petrol performance vehicle - this would be like a bland soup in comparison
February 15, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Anyone think scrapping some of the traditional rules such as being cup tired in domestic cups is somewhat wrong?

Not a dig at anyone in particular but not scrapping more substitutes after covid was a bit silly too - teams making subs knowing it will add time on

Is it just me that thinks this
February 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Despite my better judgement, I've adjusted the outside light in the garden

The Gollum looking midget can leg it now, if it's too low I'm going to adjust it again

Honestly 'I don't want to be that neighbour but' you are that neighbour, if only there was consideration the other way

Twat
February 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Konate's gone down holdi by his head & once again this season the ref lets it go

Find some fucking consistency, that United goal which stood after they ref played on when Mac Allister was smashed in the head still pisses me off

Fickwits
February 14, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Kerkez has been phenomenal by the way
February 14, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Imagine my shock
So, Rodri may face disciplinary consequences after all: www.msn.com/en-gb/news/n...
Meanwhile, he was still able to play key matches against Liverpool and the second leg of the cup against Newcastle (and the Fulham game)...
Somehow, justice feels slower when City is involved, doesn't it?
February 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
He was onside
February 14, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Why are we bringing Ekitike on when we're 3 up? Just leave Chiesa on, it's not like he's overplayed is it?
February 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Managers can't come out of their technical area but some gimp with a camera in his hand can get on the pitch

Nah fuck off
February 14, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Mac Allister was unmarked at the edge of the box, why not hit him, he has the quality
February 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Chiesa up front, finally!

Would have liked to have seen Rio given a start to be fair but otherwise the team is a good one

Great that Gravenberch is getting a bit of a rest to be fair

Up the reds
February 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Whatever happens tonight, it should be our strongest 11 here tonight, not the time to be arsing around
February 14, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Fuck Southampton & Burnley
February 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
You reap what you sew you jumped up little coke head

Deal with it
Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?

Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
February 14, 2026 at 12:14 PM