Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.

All this meaningless persecution, and yet the people who invented child-size shopping carts are still free….

Whenever you're sitting in a professional development event with a bunch of strangers, what is the main thing on your mind and why is it who you would vote first if this was Survivor

Favorite part of Star Wars was when Luke Skywalker took off his jacket and defeated Palpatine with his T-Shirt that said “Resist”

Where’s a good military coup when you need one?

Awaiting the announcement of the appointment of Andrew Tate to the US Cabinet as the Secretary for Women.

Maybe Musk has the peepee tapes

I was buying eggs before the boom follow me for more investment advice

Engraving on the exterior of the United States Department of Justice headquarters.

Maybe Greenland has cheap eggs

Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important

Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone

Call it a Day Of Transparency

And to think we would have done it for free.

Muting anyone who introduces themselves by announcing how many followers they had at xitter. Very empowering.

Founder: “We’re like Uber meets Netflix meets AirBNB, but for lawnmowers.”

Me: (quietly adds a third meditation app to my phone)

I am declaring war on today’s @nytimes.com Connections.

I gave up 9 followers on Google+ to be here. I sure hope I can rebuild.

Founders: Our target market is anyone with a pulse.

Me: (pops an antacid, deep breath) No.