Scotty Allen
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Scotty Allen
@thescottyallen.bsky.social
Founder at The Product Bus. Product, startups, cheese aficionado (that means you eat it a lot, right?)
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Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.
April 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
All this meaningless persecution, and yet the people who invented child-size shopping carts are still free….
March 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Whenever you're sitting in a professional development event with a bunch of strangers, what is the main thing on your mind and why is it who you would vote first if this was Survivor
March 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Favorite part of Star Wars was when Luke Skywalker took off his jacket and defeated Palpatine with his T-Shirt that said “Resist”
March 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Where’s a good military coup when you need one?
March 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Awaiting the announcement of the appointment of Andrew Tate to the US Cabinet as the Secretary for Women.
February 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Maybe Musk has the peepee tapes
February 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I was buying eggs before the boom follow me for more investment advice
February 18, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Engraving on the exterior of the United States Department of Justice headquarters.
February 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Maybe Greenland has cheap eggs
February 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important

Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone

Call it a Day Of Transparency
February 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
And to think we would have done it for free.
Elon paid $44 billion to have everyone insult him constantly.
December 29, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Muting anyone who introduces themselves by announcing how many followers they had at xitter. Very empowering.
December 8, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Founder: “We’re like Uber meets Netflix meets AirBNB, but for lawnmowers.”

Me: (quietly adds a third meditation app to my phone)
November 27, 2024 at 11:06 PM
I am declaring war on today’s @nytimes.com Connections.
November 21, 2024 at 10:40 AM
I gave up 9 followers on Google+ to be here. I sure hope I can rebuild.
November 18, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Founders: Our target market is anyone with a pulse.

Me: (pops an antacid, deep breath) No.
November 13, 2024 at 10:26 PM