Also a wild reminder that the score did not win Best Original Score and I’m still mad about it.
Also a wild reminder that the score did not win Best Original Score and I’m still mad about it.
Pasadena, CA
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After the queens demise the sun immediately comes out and then there is final song and dance reprise where everyone wears all white. I know it’s her name but it looked like a clan rally. It was really weird.
The end!
After the queens demise the sun immediately comes out and then there is final song and dance reprise where everyone wears all white. I know it’s her name but it looked like a clan rally. It was really weird.
The end!
The mirror says the theme out loud about beauty coming from within. The Queen smashes the mirror which turns her into Venom from Spider-man and the sucks her inside the mirror.
The mirror says the theme out loud about beauty coming from within. The Queen smashes the mirror which turns her into Venom from Spider-man and the sucks her inside the mirror.
The Queen summons a blade to kill Snow White but the blade is shot out of her hand and the whole town cheers. The Queen doesn’t summon a second blade and try again. She just runs away.
The Queen summons a blade to kill Snow White but the blade is shot out of her hand and the whole town cheers. The Queen doesn’t summon a second blade and try again. She just runs away.
The kiss is awkward. Then Snow White awakens and the first thing she mentions is her dead dad.
Snow White confronts the Queen and gets the tide to turn by remembering all the guard’s names.
This is the whole plan even though the Queen has magic.
The kiss is awkward. Then Snow White awakens and the first thing she mentions is her dead dad.
Snow White confronts the Queen and gets the tide to turn by remembering all the guard’s names.
This is the whole plan even though the Queen has magic.
Jonathan and the huntsman escape the Queens dungeons through the power of friendship
Jonathan and the huntsman escape the Queens dungeons through the power of friendship
Gal Gadot doesn’t disguise her voice when she pretends to be the old crone with the apple.
Then returns to the castle and has a royal proclamation about being the hottest now that Snow White is dead
Gal Gadot doesn’t disguise her voice when she pretends to be the old crone with the apple.
Then returns to the castle and has a royal proclamation about being the hottest now that Snow White is dead
Ok here’s another nice thing to say about the film. They shot the night scene in the forest like Andrew Lesnie would. Kudos.
Wait they gave Gal Gadot a second song?!?
Ok here’s another nice thing to say about the film. They shot the night scene in the forest like Andrew Lesnie would. Kudos.
Wait they gave Gal Gadot a second song?!?
The love interest survives a crossbow bolt to the chest.
Sneezy: you know what time it is? It’s time to dance!
Me: oh God please no
The love interest survives a crossbow bolt to the chest.
Sneezy: you know what time it is? It’s time to dance!
Me: oh God please no
The “romantic tension” between Snow White and the thief is 🙄
They have a meet cute song called “Princess Problems”. Not a fan.
In an ensuing ambush scene the captain of the guards stabs a diversion pile of clothes like Snow White is a ghost. 🤣
The “romantic tension” between Snow White and the thief is 🙄
They have a meet cute song called “Princess Problems”. Not a fan.
In an ensuing ambush scene the captain of the guards stabs a diversion pile of clothes like Snow White is a ghost. 🤣
There is actually a very nice scene where Snow White teaches Dopey how to whistle.
Rachel Zegler has a fantastic voice and has elevated songs that would otherwise be frustrating. I know I have mentioned this before but the dwarves are hideous.
There is actually a very nice scene where Snow White teaches Dopey how to whistle.
Rachel Zegler has a fantastic voice and has elevated songs that would otherwise be frustrating. I know I have mentioned this before but the dwarves are hideous.
The dwarves are having a good fight. Also they keep making fun of Dopey. I hate this.
The costumes haven’t been awful except for the iconic ones which they are trying replicate so closely to the point that they look like costumes instead of clothes
The dwarves are having a good fight. Also they keep making fun of Dopey. I hate this.
The costumes haven’t been awful except for the iconic ones which they are trying replicate so closely to the point that they look like costumes instead of clothes
Wait they gave Gal Gadot a song? Who thought this was a good idea?
Wait they gave Gal Gadot a song? Who thought this was a good idea?
Ok we are are on the Hi Ho song and the introduction of the dwarves.
If you didn’t already know the dwarves are CG animated and monstrous. The only nice thing I can say is you know who is who. But seriously - this is the first truly offensive part
Ok we are are on the Hi Ho song and the introduction of the dwarves.
If you didn’t already know the dwarves are CG animated and monstrous. The only nice thing I can say is you know who is who. But seriously - this is the first truly offensive part
The apple picking scene was so insane I will need more time to fully process that. I will get back to you on that.
The apple picking scene was so insane I will need more time to fully process that. I will get back to you on that.
A few quick positives. The second song wasn’t bad.
There are some moments that have very well composed shots.
The CG animals are very cute. The kids will love them.
A few quick positives. The second song wasn’t bad.
There are some moments that have very well composed shots.
The CG animals are very cute. The kids will love them.
The beat where the famous Magic Mirror scene occurs is very abrupt and awkward. The Queen spies on Snow White and observes her giving some bread to the hungry thief and her first thought is “hey let’s ask the mirror again who is hotter”
The beat where the famous Magic Mirror scene occurs is very abrupt and awkward. The Queen spies on Snow White and observes her giving some bread to the hungry thief and her first thought is “hey let’s ask the mirror again who is hotter”
Snow White is incredibly naive. The Queen arrives, seduces the king, turns Snow White into a servant girl and stops all charitable programs. Then Snow White catches a thief stealing food and her first idea is “let me ask the Queen for help!”
Snow White is incredibly naive. The Queen arrives, seduces the king, turns Snow White into a servant girl and stops all charitable programs. Then Snow White catches a thief stealing food and her first idea is “let me ask the Queen for help!”
This is a nit pick but every time the evil Queen casts a spell there is a very loud steel clang sound effect and it’s very distracting.
This is a nit pick but every time the evil Queen casts a spell there is a very loud steel clang sound effect and it’s very distracting.
The king is song talking every single one of his lines in his few early scenes.
Also this whole prologue has a narrator telling us everything.
Child Snow White is just not good. It felt like she was being promoted her lines just off camera
The king is song talking every single one of his lines in his few early scenes.
Also this whole prologue has a narrator telling us everything.
Child Snow White is just not good. It felt like she was being promoted her lines just off camera
Movie wasted no time jumping into a song less than a minute in. Very flat lighting, no shaping- I felt like I was
at the renaissance faire.
By the way she is named Snow White because it snowed the night she born.
Movie wasted no time jumping into a song less than a minute in. Very flat lighting, no shaping- I felt like I was
at the renaissance faire.
By the way she is named Snow White because it snowed the night she born.
First trailer is for Megan 2.0- seems like an odd choice. I hope some kid sees the doll and unwittingly begs their parents to go see a horror movie
First trailer is for Megan 2.0- seems like an odd choice. I hope some kid sees the doll and unwittingly begs their parents to go see a horror movie