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Today's meeting of the Delaware House Judiciary committee featured public comment on a bill you may have heard about that would give more power to our corporate overlords.

This is a transcript of the first member of the public to offer their opinion:
Alright, nerds. Literal fascist nazi billionaires are taking over this country and firing federal employees en masse and trying to annex Canada and arresting dissent, blah blah blah, and this bill gives billionaire nazis more power and not less power? nazis are taking over and we're actually leaning into it? this is somehow dumber than what Cuck Schumer did and no matter what you say it really is because Elon was here a while ago because you're like, "Daddy Musk, tell me what you want. I'll pass your bills, I'll suck your toes, I'll carry your babies, I'll seig heil but not really, [choking sounds]. Okay, look, all of you who voted for or will vote for this garbage, you are a traitor, not only to the state and nation, but humanity itself. Objectively speaking, the world would be better off had you never been born, but it's not too late, you can still bud dwyer yourselves. at least i would enjoy watching that. So, yeah, let's go with that one. motion to adjourn. can i get a second? your minute is up [muffled laughter]
March 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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god isn't listening #AFCchampionship
January 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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There's what's right and there's what's right and never the twain shall meet
January 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM