People will be like “keep politics out of gaming” and then play Final Fantasy 7

The worst thing about Musk's Nazi salute wasn't the laughable way he denied it, or that certain journalists and even the ADL defended it. It's that he proved political figures can be openly Nazi and face no repercussions, as long as they gaslight critics. (But soon they won't even have to do that.)

i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer

I'd say "I feel sad for Carrie Underwood getting caught up in that 'America the Beautiful,' fuck up,'" but I really and truly do not.

i hear that sitting next to your book while fucking around on your phone is basically the same as reading

What a cliffhanger. Can’t wait for Nosferathree.