The Salty Witch 🧙♀️🧂
@thesaltywitch.bsky.social
Cozy game enthusiast 🖥️
Cat mom 🙀
Cultivator of chaos 😇
Programmer by day
YouTuber by night (when my day job isn't killing my soul)
31 | Canada | she/her
https://m.youtube.com/@SaltyWitchGaming
Cat mom 🙀
Cultivator of chaos 😇
Programmer by day
YouTuber by night (when my day job isn't killing my soul)
31 | Canada | she/her
https://m.youtube.com/@SaltyWitchGaming
Pinned
Updating my pinned post, since it's been awhile!
I'm Sylvia 👋 I'm a Canadian software developer by day, and a salty witch on YouTube playing cozy games by night!
Right now, we're partway through a detailed Stardew Valley walkthrough (while cosplaying as Shrek lol)
I also really like cats. 😻
I'm Sylvia 👋 I'm a Canadian software developer by day, and a salty witch on YouTube playing cozy games by night!
Right now, we're partway through a detailed Stardew Valley walkthrough (while cosplaying as Shrek lol)
I also really like cats. 😻
Some people are losing their shit over this, and while it's sad, THIS IS A GOOD THING. We don't want another disappointing life sim release, and I'm appreciative of a dev team that recognizes limitations and adjusts accordingly.
Also, my birthday happens to be in May so I'm not mad about this 😅😂
Also, my birthday happens to be in May so I'm not mad about this 😅😂
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Some people are losing their shit over this, and while it's sad, THIS IS A GOOD THING. We don't want another disappointing life sim release, and I'm appreciative of a dev team that recognizes limitations and adjusts accordingly.
Also, my birthday happens to be in May so I'm not mad about this 😅😂
Also, my birthday happens to be in May so I'm not mad about this 😅😂
Updating my pinned post, since it's been awhile!
I'm Sylvia 👋 I'm a Canadian software developer by day, and a salty witch on YouTube playing cozy games by night!
Right now, we're partway through a detailed Stardew Valley walkthrough (while cosplaying as Shrek lol)
I also really like cats. 😻
I'm Sylvia 👋 I'm a Canadian software developer by day, and a salty witch on YouTube playing cozy games by night!
Right now, we're partway through a detailed Stardew Valley walkthrough (while cosplaying as Shrek lol)
I also really like cats. 😻
October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Updating my pinned post, since it's been awhile!
I'm Sylvia 👋 I'm a Canadian software developer by day, and a salty witch on YouTube playing cozy games by night!
Right now, we're partway through a detailed Stardew Valley walkthrough (while cosplaying as Shrek lol)
I also really like cats. 😻
I'm Sylvia 👋 I'm a Canadian software developer by day, and a salty witch on YouTube playing cozy games by night!
Right now, we're partway through a detailed Stardew Valley walkthrough (while cosplaying as Shrek lol)
I also really like cats. 😻
*emerges from under rock*
oh hey y'all, looks like shit's fucked eh?
*returns to safety of rock*
oh hey y'all, looks like shit's fucked eh?
*returns to safety of rock*
October 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
*emerges from under rock*
oh hey y'all, looks like shit's fucked eh?
*returns to safety of rock*
oh hey y'all, looks like shit's fucked eh?
*returns to safety of rock*
The world is on fire. Here's a Potato to comfort you.
June 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The world is on fire. Here's a Potato to comfort you.
YAY!!
🗣📢 Paralives comes out in Early Access on December 8, 2025‼️
watch our release date trailer out now ✧₊⁺ youtu.be/uvGPV6qQuQM
➡️ read more about the Early Access release and Paralives’ new chapter in this public Patron post: www.patreon.com/posts/130995...
watch our release date trailer out now ✧₊⁺ youtu.be/uvGPV6qQuQM
➡️ read more about the Early Access release and Paralives’ new chapter in this public Patron post: www.patreon.com/posts/130995...
June 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
YAY!!
not my hopium whispering to me that this SPIRAL bush from the teaser is a hint that we're finally getting spiral staircases in the new Sims pack 🤪
June 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
not my hopium whispering to me that this SPIRAL bush from the teaser is a hint that we're finally getting spiral staircases in the new Sims pack 🤪
Demetrius it's Summer Year 1 what the fuck
December 21, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Demetrius it's Summer Year 1 what the fuck
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my niche is being super active then disappearing for 1-3 business days then reappearing again
December 18, 2024 at 5:03 AM
my niche is being super active then disappearing for 1-3 business days then reappearing again
When your favourite early access games adds fire 😈😇
It tends to get colder as the year comes to an end. Why don't you warm yourself with the latest Going Medieval Update? It has:
⚜️Fire
⚜️New Buildings and Weapons
⚜️Improved combat system
and a lot more! Read all about it here:
store.steampowered.com/news/app/102...
⚜️Fire
⚜️New Buildings and Weapons
⚜️Improved combat system
and a lot more! Read all about it here:
store.steampowered.com/news/app/102...
Going Medieval - Update #14 | Fire & Training Structures - Steam News
New update is officially live!
store.steampowered.com
December 18, 2024 at 1:26 PM
When your favourite early access games adds fire 😈😇
Does anyone else have social anxiety, but online? I feel like an anomaly 😅
December 13, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Does anyone else have social anxiety, but online? I feel like an anomaly 😅
Reposted by The Salty Witch 🧙♀️🧂
Gamers on Bluesky: Loves Video Games, will show excitement about new games!
Gamers on X: Loathes Video Games, will cry at the sight of a woman
Gamers on X: Loathes Video Games, will cry at the sight of a woman
December 13, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Gamers on Bluesky: Loves Video Games, will show excitement about new games!
Gamers on X: Loathes Video Games, will cry at the sight of a woman
Gamers on X: Loathes Video Games, will cry at the sight of a woman
Missed the Game Awards but Witcher 4 reveal (with CIRI who looks like an absolute badass babe😍) and an Okami sequel announcement out of nowhere?! 😍😍😍
PS if you've never played Okami, you're missing out
PS if you've never played Okami, you're missing out
December 13, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Missed the Game Awards but Witcher 4 reveal (with CIRI who looks like an absolute badass babe😍) and an Okami sequel announcement out of nowhere?! 😍😍😍
PS if you've never played Okami, you're missing out
PS if you've never played Okami, you're missing out
My Sim got abducted while wearing a bear costume how embarrassing lmao
December 12, 2024 at 12:41 AM
My Sim got abducted while wearing a bear costume how embarrassing lmao
Reposted by The Salty Witch 🧙♀️🧂
PALIA IS ON BLUESKY AHHHHH
December 11, 2024 at 9:19 PM
PALIA IS ON BLUESKY AHHHHH
I wish I would've had the opportunity to see the Wicked musical before seeing the movie, because I could've gotten this hyperfixation over with YEARS ago
11/10 movie tho 👌
11/10 movie tho 👌
December 9, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I wish I would've had the opportunity to see the Wicked musical before seeing the movie, because I could've gotten this hyperfixation over with YEARS ago
11/10 movie tho 👌
11/10 movie tho 👌
Reposted by The Salty Witch 🧙♀️🧂
“Slut era” she whispers as she starts up another brand new stardew valley farm just to feel something
December 5, 2024 at 10:52 PM
“Slut era” she whispers as she starts up another brand new stardew valley farm just to feel something
It appears I am down bad for Down Bad
December 4, 2024 at 4:47 PM
It appears I am down bad for Down Bad
Potato has a message for the world
December 4, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Potato has a message for the world
Reposted by The Salty Witch 🧙♀️🧂
With Steam Autumn Sale comes Steam Awards! It would be pretty sweet to get your vote for the "Labor of Love" category for Going Medieval. 👉👈
No pressure, tho. 💖
store.steampowered.com/news/app/102...
No pressure, tho. 💖
store.steampowered.com/news/app/102...
Going Medieval - Nominate Going Medieval for Labor of Love award - Steam News
It's that time of the year!
store.steampowered.com
November 30, 2024 at 1:54 PM
With Steam Autumn Sale comes Steam Awards! It would be pretty sweet to get your vote for the "Labor of Love" category for Going Medieval. 👉👈
No pressure, tho. 💖
store.steampowered.com/news/app/102...
No pressure, tho. 💖
store.steampowered.com/news/app/102...
post a gif of your comfort show
November 27, 2024 at 5:14 PM
post a gif of your comfort show
New Oodie, who dis?
November 27, 2024 at 12:01 AM
New Oodie, who dis?
Reposted by The Salty Witch 🧙♀️🧂
Eras Toronto N4 💕
Absolutely magical experience✨
Absolutely magical experience✨
November 22, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Eras Toronto N4 💕
Absolutely magical experience✨
Absolutely magical experience✨