Keith
@thesacredturf.bsky.social
I like videogames and Haribo. Be my pal.
I'm back in the UK for the first time in years and I have to tell ye: I've really missed CEX.
December 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I'm back in the UK for the first time in years and I have to tell ye: I've really missed CEX.
Currently enjoying Assassin's Creed: Mirage. The combat is rubbish, but the setting is gorgeous, exploration is fun and the music is awesome. Fab stuff.
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Currently enjoying Assassin's Creed: Mirage. The combat is rubbish, but the setting is gorgeous, exploration is fun and the music is awesome. Fab stuff.
I was exploring New Zealand in MS Flight Simulator and I discovered you can visit the Hobbiton film set. They've rendered wee Hobbit holes and everything. There's also a Monty Python poster inside Bag End.
When they said the entire planet was in this game they weren't kidding.
When they said the entire planet was in this game they weren't kidding.
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I was exploring New Zealand in MS Flight Simulator and I discovered you can visit the Hobbiton film set. They've rendered wee Hobbit holes and everything. There's also a Monty Python poster inside Bag End.
When they said the entire planet was in this game they weren't kidding.
When they said the entire planet was in this game they weren't kidding.
Yer Da's new song is out
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Yer Da's new song is out
It's not even winter yet.
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 AM
It's not even winter yet.
I've gotten back into Death Stranding 2 and I have to say that, when it wants to, it can be pretty damn special.
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I've gotten back into Death Stranding 2 and I have to say that, when it wants to, it can be pretty damn special.
Turns out exploring a dungeon filled with slightly dead wankers in VR is actually the best way to explore a dungeon filled with slightly dead wankers
November 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Turns out exploring a dungeon filled with slightly dead wankers in VR is actually the best way to explore a dungeon filled with slightly dead wankers
When a VR game gives ye chalk and a blackboard there's only one acceptable course of action
October 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
When a VR game gives ye chalk and a blackboard there's only one acceptable course of action
Bought myself a nice present.
October 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Bought myself a nice present.
I've been playing the beta of MSFS 2024 on PS5 and I'm very surprised. It's so much more punchy and responsive and overall a vastly smoother experience than on Xbox. Things that have been broken on Xbox for months are fixed here and everything loads so much faster. A few glitches aside, this rocks.
October 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I've been playing the beta of MSFS 2024 on PS5 and I'm very surprised. It's so much more punchy and responsive and overall a vastly smoother experience than on Xbox. Things that have been broken on Xbox for months are fixed here and everything loads so much faster. A few glitches aside, this rocks.
Attended a free lecture today on cosmic rays and global quantum communications 2300 metres up a mountain.
Living in Austria is very rarely boring.
Living in Austria is very rarely boring.
October 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Attended a free lecture today on cosmic rays and global quantum communications 2300 metres up a mountain.
Living in Austria is very rarely boring.
Living in Austria is very rarely boring.
It had to be done. 27 euro a month. 324 euro a year.
Fuckin' wind yer neck in, like.
Fuckin' wind yer neck in, like.
October 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It had to be done. 27 euro a month. 324 euro a year.
Fuckin' wind yer neck in, like.
Fuckin' wind yer neck in, like.
I didn't really gel with it the first time so I'm giving The Sinking City another go. I think this time I get it. Adoring the smelly, grimy filth and the whole wretched vibe of everything. It's lovely.
September 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I didn't really gel with it the first time so I'm giving The Sinking City another go. I think this time I get it. Adoring the smelly, grimy filth and the whole wretched vibe of everything. It's lovely.
The German title for The Good, The Bad and The Ugly is 'Zwei glorriche Halunken' which means 'Two Glorious Scoundrels'.
But... there's... there's fuckin' three of them. Look at the poster, like.
What.
But... there's... there's fuckin' three of them. Look at the poster, like.
What.
September 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The German title for The Good, The Bad and The Ugly is 'Zwei glorriche Halunken' which means 'Two Glorious Scoundrels'.
But... there's... there's fuckin' three of them. Look at the poster, like.
What.
But... there's... there's fuckin' three of them. Look at the poster, like.
What.
This man is certifiably off his nut.
September 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This man is certifiably off his nut.
Started AC: Rogue Remastered and I'm really enjoying myself. Played this when it came out but remember utterly nothing about it. Yer man has the WORST accent but stabbing folk and shooting yer wee cannons is mighty fun.
September 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Started AC: Rogue Remastered and I'm really enjoying myself. Played this when it came out but remember utterly nothing about it. Yer man has the WORST accent but stabbing folk and shooting yer wee cannons is mighty fun.
Some games are medicine.
August 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Some games are medicine.
Lublin train station is going for that Rivendell/Lothlórien vibe and I'm all for it.
August 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Lublin train station is going for that Rivendell/Lothlórien vibe and I'm all for it.
I'm at a Polish wedding. Folk have been drinking vodka for six hours and we're only halfway through.
There will be blood.
There will be blood.
August 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm at a Polish wedding. Folk have been drinking vodka for six hours and we're only halfway through.
There will be blood.
There will be blood.
Took off from Vienna airport heading to Warsaw earlier. Bet yer arse I'm recreating this in MS Flight Sim when I get home.
August 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Took off from Vienna airport heading to Warsaw earlier. Bet yer arse I'm recreating this in MS Flight Sim when I get home.
S-ranking missions in Microsoft Flight Simulator cos I'm a fella who knows how to handle his flaps
August 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
S-ranking missions in Microsoft Flight Simulator cos I'm a fella who knows how to handle his flaps
Went to see The Naked Gun this evening and the cinema had this outside the screen.
July 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Went to see The Naked Gun this evening and the cinema had this outside the screen.
Nicholas Lyndhurst is in my videogame and I'm concerned
July 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Nicholas Lyndhurst is in my videogame and I'm concerned
Videogames are weird.
July 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Videogames are weird.