The Room Quotes Every Hour
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The wit and wisdom of Tommy Wiseau (via Johnny, Mark, Lisa, Denny, Claudette, Peter, Mike, Michelle, Steven, and the guy who thinks Lisa looks hot tonight) at the 28 of each hour.
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For all of you #TheRoom fans, here's an hourly dose of Johnny and his best friends.
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Peter: Alright, you want my advice?
Mark: It's an awkward situation.
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Mark: It's an awkward situation.
Mark: I can't hurt Johnny.
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Mark: I can't hurt Johnny.
Johnny: What's new with you?
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Johnny: What's new with you?
Lisa: (she unbuttons the top of her blouse) Do you mind?
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Lisa: (she unbuttons the top of her blouse) Do you mind?
Mark: I dunno, I'm just, I'm just thinking.
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Mark: I dunno, I'm just, I'm just thinking.
Denny: I didn't mean for this to happen.
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Denny: I didn't mean for this to happen.
Lisa: Look, I'm gonna tell him, okay?
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Lisa: Look, I'm gonna tell him, okay?
Mark: I got a question for you.
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Mark: I got a question for you.
Mark: She was beautiful, but we had too many arguments.
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Mark: She was beautiful, but we had too many arguments.
Lisa: I just, I don't want to ruin his birthday.
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Lisa: I just, I don't want to ruin his birthday.
Peter: You never really know.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Peter: You never really know.
Mike: Alright, whatever, whatever.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Mike: Alright, whatever, whatever.
Mark: Delivery man!
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Mark: Delivery man!
Mark: What are you doing this for?
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Mark: What are you doing this for?
Claudette: I'm fine, how are you?
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Claudette: I'm fine, how are you?
Male Barista: What size?
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Male Barista: What size?
Lisa: Everything's changed.
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Lisa: Everything's changed.
Claudette: She wants to buy a new house, and so I asked Johnny if he could help her with the down payment.
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Claudette: She wants to buy a new house, and so I asked Johnny if he could help her with the down payment.
Denny: Look at you!
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Denny: Look at you!
Lisa: Suddenly my eyes are wide open and I can see everything so clearly.
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Lisa: Suddenly my eyes are wide open and I can see everything so clearly.
Lisa: I just finished talking to my mom.
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Lisa: I just finished talking to my mom.
Johnny: I have an announcement to make.
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Johnny: I have an announcement to make.
Mike: No, don't…
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Mike: No, don't…
Denny: What's happening?!
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Denny: What's happening?!
Johnny: Do you understand life?
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Johnny: Do you understand life?