The Room Quotes Every Hour
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The wit and wisdom of Tommy Wiseau (via Johnny, Mark, Lisa, Denny, Claudette, Peter, Mike, Michelle, Steven, and the guy who thinks Lisa looks hot tonight) at the 28 of each hour.
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Peter: Alright, you want my advice?
Mark: So, I mean, what's the interesting part?
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Mark: So, I mean, what's the interesting part?
Lisa: It's between us women.
February 13, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Lisa: It's between us women.
Mark: I don't think I can forgive myself.
February 13, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Mark: I don't think I can forgive myself.
Johnny: You should tell me everything!
February 13, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Johnny: You should tell me everything!
Lisa: Everything's okay.
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Lisa: Everything's okay.
Mark: Nothing, man.
February 13, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Mark: Nothing, man.
Mark: Hey come on, man, who's the king of the house?
February 13, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Mark: Hey come on, man, who's the king of the house?
Lisa: Come on in.
February 13, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Lisa: Come on in.
Johnny: Oh, yeahhh.
February 13, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Johnny: Oh, yeahhh.
Johnny: Wow, you look so sexy, Lisa.
February 13, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Johnny: Wow, you look so sexy, Lisa.
Peter: When it does, you just gotta deal with it.
February 13, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Peter: When it does, you just gotta deal with it.
Johnny: And we will help you anytime.
February 13, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Johnny: And we will help you anytime.
Johnny: Anyway, uh, I was working as a busboy in a hotel, and uh, uh, she was sitting, drinking her coffee, and she was so beautiful, and I say hi to her.
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Johnny: Anyway, uh, I was working as a busboy in a hotel, and uh, uh, she was sitting, drinking her coffee, and she was so beautiful, and I say hi to her.
Mark: In the kitchen.
February 13, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Mark: In the kitchen.
Claudette: You said you loved him.
February 13, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Claudette: You said you loved him.
Mark: You devil.
February 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Mark: You devil.
Lisa: No guilt-trips.
February 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Lisa: No guilt-trips.
Mark: You want some?
February 12, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Mark: You want some?
Lisa: Johnny wanted to adopt Denny.
February 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Lisa: Johnny wanted to adopt Denny.
Peter: Sometimes, life gets complicated.
February 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Peter: Sometimes, life gets complicated.
Steven: It's going to shake up our group of friends.
February 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Steven: It's going to shake up our group of friends.
Claudette: I wasn't born yesterday.
February 12, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Claudette: I wasn't born yesterday.
Lisa: Johnny wanted to adopt Denny.
February 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Lisa: Johnny wanted to adopt Denny.
Claudette: Well, sure, I can come.
February 12, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Claudette: Well, sure, I can come.
Michelle: You don't feel guilty about this at all.
February 12, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Michelle: You don't feel guilty about this at all.