The Room Quotes Every Hour
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The wit and wisdom of Tommy Wiseau (via Johnny, Mark, Lisa, Denny, Claudette, Peter, Mike, Michelle, Steven, and the guy who thinks Lisa looks hot tonight) at the 28 of each hour.
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For all of you #TheRoom fans, here's an hourly dose of Johnny and his best friends.
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Peter: Alright, you want my advice?
Claudette: You don't want to talk to me.
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Claudette: You don't want to talk to me.
Mark: This will be our secret.
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Mark: This will be our secret.
Johnny: Sure, it's yours.
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Johnny: Sure, it's yours.
Johnny: That's how we met.
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Johnny: That's how we met.
Chris-R: What'd you do with my fucking money?
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Chris-R: What'd you do with my fucking money?
Mark: What, man, you want to put me on the clock?
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Mark: What, man, you want to put me on the clock?
Denny: I'm not sorry!
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Denny: I'm not sorry!
Johnny: Don't talk like that.
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Johnny: Don't talk like that.
Lisa: Okay, mom, I'll see you at the party.
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Lisa: Okay, mom, I'll see you at the party.
Johnny: Are you okay?
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Johnny: Are you okay?
Denny: Both of you!
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Denny: Both of you!
Johnny: You bitch!
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Johnny: You bitch!
Johnny: It's not true!
November 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Johnny: It's not true!
Lisa: I don't want to talk about it.
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Lisa: I don't want to talk about it.
Mark: Really?
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Mark: Really?
Claudette: That's ridiculous!
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Claudette: That's ridiculous!
Michelle: What was he doing here?
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Michelle: What was he doing here?
Mike: I'm going out.
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Mike: I'm going out.
Mark: Everything's going to be fine, I promise.
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Mark: Everything's going to be fine, I promise.
Johnny: Just a little something.
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Johnny: Just a little something.
Mark: Fuck!
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Mark: Fuck!
Lisa: Okay?
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Lisa: Okay?
Lisa: He didn't get his promotion.
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Lisa: He didn't get his promotion.
Mark: I gotta go.
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Mark: I gotta go.
Mark: What do you want me to say?
November 22, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Mark: What do you want me to say?