"she's just sixteen years old, leave her alone they said.."
Sir, I'm calling the police!
Sir, I'm calling the police!
August 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"she's just sixteen years old, leave her alone they said.."
Sir, I'm calling the police!
Sir, I'm calling the police!
Every McDonald's I've ever been to has a table full of old retired guys shooting the shit. They show up when the place opens every morning and suck down bottomless coffee for hours talking about nothing. It's ubiquitous. What is this article even talking about?
April 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Every McDonald's I've ever been to has a table full of old retired guys shooting the shit. They show up when the place opens every morning and suck down bottomless coffee for hours talking about nothing. It's ubiquitous. What is this article even talking about?
But he's a militant atheist. Gotta be a liberal. Everyone knows the Republicans are God fearing Christians. Ask any of them. They'll tell you. At length and loudly.
April 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
But he's a militant atheist. Gotta be a liberal. Everyone knows the Republicans are God fearing Christians. Ask any of them. They'll tell you. At length and loudly.
I always assumed that was the point of neckties.
April 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I always assumed that was the point of neckties.
In our meager defense, we didn't invent homophobia. We just perfected its use as a political weapon.
April 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
In our meager defense, we didn't invent homophobia. We just perfected its use as a political weapon.
Just the one Steve. Iowa Steve can fuck off too.
April 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Just the one Steve. Iowa Steve can fuck off too.
This is part of RFK's brainworm's plan to infect the rest of us. The brain parasite takeover has begun!!
April 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This is part of RFK's brainworm's plan to infect the rest of us. The brain parasite takeover has begun!!
Does the ACLU need interns? Preferably ones that get paid a living wage?
April 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Does the ACLU need interns? Preferably ones that get paid a living wage?
If Joaquin Phoenix and Robert DeNiro are the guests on his last episode of the season he'll break the Netflix algorithms.
April 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If Joaquin Phoenix and Robert DeNiro are the guests on his last episode of the season he'll break the Netflix algorithms.
Not only is that shit flying, but we're all directly in front of the fan. The shit's going to keep flying until someone marches into the oval office and arrests the ones responsible.
April 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Not only is that shit flying, but we're all directly in front of the fan. The shit's going to keep flying until someone marches into the oval office and arrests the ones responsible.
No worries Robert. Once we get our torches lit and pitchforks sharpened we'll be coming for Mike Judge first. That Texan Nostradamus has got some explaining to do.
April 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
No worries Robert. Once we get our torches lit and pitchforks sharpened we'll be coming for Mike Judge first. That Texan Nostradamus has got some explaining to do.
I still can't believe Stuart Gordon directed a Disney movie. What do you suppose the first draft of Honey I Shrunk The Kids looked like?
April 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I still can't believe Stuart Gordon directed a Disney movie. What do you suppose the first draft of Honey I Shrunk The Kids looked like?
It is definitely not well with the souls of those who consider this idiot their spiritual leader. Holy shit.
April 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It is definitely not well with the souls of those who consider this idiot their spiritual leader. Holy shit.
Yes, but what kind of cheese???
April 8, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Yes, but what kind of cheese???
This is what happens when libertarians get everything they always wanted.
April 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This is what happens when libertarians get everything they always wanted.
Sounds like someone needs a visit from Mr. Nutterbutter
April 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Sounds like someone needs a visit from Mr. Nutterbutter