ngl at 35 I do always feel like my check engine light is on

*opens facebook*
“someone has died from bubonic plague in northern Arizona”
*closes facebook*

Make Markwayne a plumber again

the Venn diagram of people who think it is okay to put immigrants on “alligator Alcatraz” and the people who thought it was okay to make Native Americans walk the Trail of Tears is a CIRCLE

my fav thing to do these days is go through pro-MAGA comments and just leave a little 😂 instead of commenting - really upsets people

more, Roberts. we want MORE

never met a bald man who didn’t deserve it

hey pastors, plz remember to challenge the Christian Nationalist narrative from the pulpit. Jesus died for telling the truth - you can handle an angry email

they asked me to sing at Trump’s inauguration but I wanted to sing “what is this feeling?” so they rescinded the ask

here’s the thing I would LOVE for my tax dollars to pay for things like antiretrovirals for children with HIV and not BOMBS

I need the Canadians and Mexicans to know that half of us didn’t vote for this nor do we support anything that is happening

has someone checked on Biden because you know he’s not okay

It’s only been a week?

every time I open socials, some new fresh hell awaits me

Bad Journalism:
1. Reporting TikTok may shut down Sunday w/o mentioning that the bipartisan law was a Donald Trump demand.
2. Failing to report that Trump's money man Elon Musk wants to buy the app.
3. Failing to report the Trump says he's now pro TikTok because these days "I'm a star" on the app.

I cannot believe this is happening to us again. IYKYK