Pastor Ollie
@therevollie.bsky.social
Lutheran pastor who likes to post. Check out the Psalmcast on psalms.blog
I think I’m honestly surprised at how conservative it seems everyone is
September 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I think I’m honestly surprised at how conservative it seems everyone is
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Report of the first ballot for Presiding Bishop of the #ELCA #ELCACWA25
July 29, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Report of the first ballot for Presiding Bishop of the #ELCA #ELCACWA25
I hold so much contempt for the Wordlebot.
April 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I hold so much contempt for the Wordlebot.
New episode of the Psalmcast on Psalm 51–this was a challenging one! check it out on psalms.blog.
March 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
New episode of the Psalmcast on Psalm 51–this was a challenging one! check it out on psalms.blog.
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Psyched to start the Mark Wahlberg 40 day challenge tomorrow
March 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Psyched to start the Mark Wahlberg 40 day challenge tomorrow
My article on Ash Wednesday
March 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My article on Ash Wednesday
I see you’re considering a boycott of big corps tomorrow. Consider boycotting them for 40 days, perhaps starting on Wednesday
February 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I see you’re considering a boycott of big corps tomorrow. Consider boycotting them for 40 days, perhaps starting on Wednesday
I have decided that 4 years old is a challenging age. 0-3 wasn’t too bad
February 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I have decided that 4 years old is a challenging age. 0-3 wasn’t too bad
Maybe it’s man flu, but ever since getting diabetes, every time I get a cold it is the end of the world. I was calmer and more clear headed when I had pancreatitis. Insta despair and my body hurts
February 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Maybe it’s man flu, but ever since getting diabetes, every time I get a cold it is the end of the world. I was calmer and more clear headed when I had pancreatitis. Insta despair and my body hurts
In 7th grade we had to do an assignment in social studies where we present on a form of government and then make our own. I presented on oligarchies, and then offered Olliegarchies, a government run by comedians—and I shudder to remember this
February 24, 2025 at 10:15 AM
In 7th grade we had to do an assignment in social studies where we present on a form of government and then make our own. I presented on oligarchies, and then offered Olliegarchies, a government run by comedians—and I shudder to remember this
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Waiter: How’d you like your steak, sir?
Dracula: *loudly* Not thru the heart Lol
*whole vampire table erupts in laughter *
Dracula: *loudly* Not thru the heart Lol
*whole vampire table erupts in laughter *
February 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Waiter: How’d you like your steak, sir?
Dracula: *loudly* Not thru the heart Lol
*whole vampire table erupts in laughter *
Dracula: *loudly* Not thru the heart Lol
*whole vampire table erupts in laughter *
10 year old me did not appreciate Daria like I should have
February 24, 2025 at 9:31 AM
10 year old me did not appreciate Daria like I should have
Dear manager,
This week:
1. Monday had me broken
2. Tuesday I was through with hoping’
3. Wednesday my empty arms were open
4. Thursday waiting for love, waiting for love
5. Thank the stars it’s Friday
I’m burning like a fire gone wild on Saturday. Guess I won’t be making it to church on Sunday.
This week:
1. Monday had me broken
2. Tuesday I was through with hoping’
3. Wednesday my empty arms were open
4. Thursday waiting for love, waiting for love
5. Thank the stars it’s Friday
I’m burning like a fire gone wild on Saturday. Guess I won’t be making it to church on Sunday.
February 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Dear manager,
This week:
1. Monday had me broken
2. Tuesday I was through with hoping’
3. Wednesday my empty arms were open
4. Thursday waiting for love, waiting for love
5. Thank the stars it’s Friday
I’m burning like a fire gone wild on Saturday. Guess I won’t be making it to church on Sunday.
This week:
1. Monday had me broken
2. Tuesday I was through with hoping’
3. Wednesday my empty arms were open
4. Thursday waiting for love, waiting for love
5. Thank the stars it’s Friday
I’m burning like a fire gone wild on Saturday. Guess I won’t be making it to church on Sunday.
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those boys are flat out refusing to give me the beat, even though it’s the only thing that can free my soul and they know that
February 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
those boys are flat out refusing to give me the beat, even though it’s the only thing that can free my soul and they know that
One of my favorite moments in horror: I saw DON’T BREATHE in theatres, and there’s a scene where a vicious dog chases the protagonists through a vent, which was really intense; that is, until you see the dog’s tail wag because he was being such a good boy and following directions yes he was!!
February 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
One of my favorite moments in horror: I saw DON’T BREATHE in theatres, and there’s a scene where a vicious dog chases the protagonists through a vent, which was really intense; that is, until you see the dog’s tail wag because he was being such a good boy and following directions yes he was!!
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[about to invent yard gnomes] babe the lawn looks great. how can we get a little fucking freak in here](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k5zurjvwdwxqwpvd4ggk3w76/bafkreidvn5tdez2szcbcg2qmlxtid5atzjdsng5l5ix55sndhccmovulr4@jpeg)
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Remember to have love in your heart and listen to at least one CD today
February 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Remember to have love in your heart and listen to at least one CD today
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the best part of going out of your way to take your children to do something special is, hands down, the endless bitching
August 18, 2024 at 9:07 PM
the best part of going out of your way to take your children to do something special is, hands down, the endless bitching
Damn, of course “love your enemies” comes up when I’m on paternity leave
February 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Damn, of course “love your enemies” comes up when I’m on paternity leave
Inside of you are two wolves, etc
February 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Inside of you are two wolves, etc
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Hey guys I’ve been thinking. What if we’ve been reading Revelation 5-6 all wrong?
February 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Hey guys I’ve been thinking. What if we’ve been reading Revelation 5-6 all wrong?
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They are far too busy posting slurs to say anything about bluesky
February 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
They are far too busy posting slurs to say anything about bluesky