Justin Gumulauskis
@theresnomoops.bsky.social
Just a man as carbon-based as anyone else. Righter. Editer. Proofreeder. M4X.
How could someone STILL be dumb enough to believe Trump and his jackboots do ANYTHING with precision? If they did what this idiot wants, every single pedestrian inside of every single car in traffic would be killed.
June 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
How could someone STILL be dumb enough to believe Trump and his jackboots do ANYTHING with precision? If they did what this idiot wants, every single pedestrian inside of every single car in traffic would be killed.
They were always going to be theatre. Ask yourself why they don’t do anything to the businesses or owners hiring these immigrants.
June 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
They were always going to be theatre. Ask yourself why they don’t do anything to the businesses or owners hiring these immigrants.
So if the party demands Jell-O shots, the tostitos chips that are curled strips for easy dunking, and enough beer for twenty to thirty people, goddamnit you deliver.
May 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
So if the party demands Jell-O shots, the tostitos chips that are curled strips for easy dunking, and enough beer for twenty to thirty people, goddamnit you deliver.
Start em young. America needs middle managers to succeed on the international stage.
May 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Start em young. America needs middle managers to succeed on the international stage.
Detective Device
May 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Detective Device
I get angry just in general. Perhaps this book is for me. What’s it about?
May 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I get angry just in general. Perhaps this book is for me. What’s it about?
I’m at a complete loss.
May 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I’m at a complete loss.
I remember when Bungie was the studio that childhood me would’ve killed to work at. Now look at them.
May 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I remember when Bungie was the studio that childhood me would’ve killed to work at. Now look at them.
Back in my day we only had Clippy, and the worst he’d do is badly interpret what kind of document you’re writing. Perhaps he had some controversial beliefs on race relations, we’ll never know. Clippy kept that shit at home.
May 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Back in my day we only had Clippy, and the worst he’d do is badly interpret what kind of document you’re writing. Perhaps he had some controversial beliefs on race relations, we’ll never know. Clippy kept that shit at home.
Yeah I’ve seen the bear. It’s a large, hairy mammal that’s bad at football.
May 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Yeah I’ve seen the bear. It’s a large, hairy mammal that’s bad at football.
Being a “vaccine skeptic” is like saying you don’t believe the moon exists. It’s right there, we can see it. Look it’s RIGHT THERE. the sad thing is it’s children who suffer most for their parents “beliefs”.
May 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Being a “vaccine skeptic” is like saying you don’t believe the moon exists. It’s right there, we can see it. Look it’s RIGHT THERE. the sad thing is it’s children who suffer most for their parents “beliefs”.
I’ve seen clips of people blaming Obama for letting 9/11 happen. They just genuinely have no grasp on the very basics of reality.
May 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I’ve seen clips of people blaming Obama for letting 9/11 happen. They just genuinely have no grasp on the very basics of reality.
Oh yeah, Marvel. Whatever happened to that guy?
May 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Oh yeah, Marvel. Whatever happened to that guy?
Judges wear black robes: fact. Satanists wear black robes: fact. By transitive property, judges are all guilty of not doing what Trump wants.
April 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Judges wear black robes: fact. Satanists wear black robes: fact. By transitive property, judges are all guilty of not doing what Trump wants.
Max P1 again when?
April 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Max P1 again when?
200 minutes is only three hours and twenty minutes. That’s not even half the length of the Fellowship of the Ring: Special Director’s Limited Uncut Extended Special Edition. Watch that and by the time Frodo first sees the Ring, game should be ready.
April 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
200 minutes is only three hours and twenty minutes. That’s not even half the length of the Fellowship of the Ring: Special Director’s Limited Uncut Extended Special Edition. Watch that and by the time Frodo first sees the Ring, game should be ready.
Well I don’t need to see anything further. I’m sold. Being able to make JD Vance in Oblivion is all I really wanted out of this.
April 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Well I don’t need to see anything further. I’m sold. Being able to make JD Vance in Oblivion is all I really wanted out of this.
Kan ye swallow? Yes. Ye kan.
April 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Kan ye swallow? Yes. Ye kan.
What’s it about and how many monster trucks are in it?
April 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
What’s it about and how many monster trucks are in it?
I misread your post and wound up watching Contact. Do the aliens tell NASA initially when they’ve selected a new pope or would the ESA find out first?
April 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I misread your post and wound up watching Contact. Do the aliens tell NASA initially when they’ve selected a new pope or would the ESA find out first?
And there’s so much more to go!
April 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
And there’s so much more to go!