#writers do you exist on Bluesky?

Never change, Capitol Hill. You are without flaw.

Anyone taking bets on Pope 2025?

It’s Easter everyone. So hide your eggs and eat your chocolate. Jesus woke up and he’s gonna need sugar and something to keep him busy.

Fuck Trump and fuck you for voting for him.

I’ve come to accept that America is more or less a joke of a country but I definitely don’t want to be in the front row when the punchline comes.

Honestly, maybe we’re looking at this wrong. Maybe Trump is a happy story. You can be the fattest, rapiest, dumbest, stinkiest, most felonious, sleaziest, biggest idiot piece of shit imaginable and you can still make it in this country if you’re born into a wealthy family.

Sun Devils played a hell of a peach bowl. A lotta luck, some incredible plays, back and forth. Despite the loss that game was one of the most exciting experiences in quite some time.

I miss being in my twenties and I could kick a cold in a day. Now it just lingers.

Having a coworker who is a massive MAGAt and has Sean Hannity on a constant loop is a special kind of hell I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.

I really hope that assassin wasn’t out of network, or that contract job won’t be covered by the deductible.

So I happened to see this book at a local bookstore and my first thought was “Dracula’s Chili? Why would Dracula need or want chili? Is it human meat in the chili? Wouldn’t the hemoglobin cook off?”

Then I realized it was Dracula’s Child and I was utterly crushed.

I think what’s important to fight the most is the sense of apathy people have. They think they’re enlightened by not caring about politics.

Then one day, politics happens to them and they’re outraged.

The saddest thing is seeing my own family turn into fascist crazies. Celebrating a man who brags about being a “dictator on day one” and call me a crybaby alarmist because I don’t want my wife to die due to some draconian reproductive rights ban.

America rots from within. And so many cheer it on.

I suppose I’m not shocked to see fascism make a comeback in my lifetime. I think I just wasn’t expecting so many people to be so excited for it.

For Veterinarians Day, I’m petting a cat and thanking it for its service.