Justin Gumulauskis
theresnomoops.bsky.social
Justin Gumulauskis
@theresnomoops.bsky.social
Just a man as carbon-based as anyone else. Righter. Editer. Proofreeder. M4X.
#writers do you exist on Bluesky?
June 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Never change, Capitol Hill. You are without flaw.
June 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Anyone taking bets on Pope 2025?
May 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It’s Easter everyone. So hide your eggs and eat your chocolate. Jesus woke up and he’s gonna need sugar and something to keep him busy.
April 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Fuck Trump and fuck you for voting for him.
March 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’ve come to accept that America is more or less a joke of a country but I definitely don’t want to be in the front row when the punchline comes.
January 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Honestly, maybe we’re looking at this wrong. Maybe Trump is a happy story. You can be the fattest, rapiest, dumbest, stinkiest, most felonious, sleaziest, biggest idiot piece of shit imaginable and you can still make it in this country if you’re born into a wealthy family.
January 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Sun Devils played a hell of a peach bowl. A lotta luck, some incredible plays, back and forth. Despite the loss that game was one of the most exciting experiences in quite some time.
January 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I miss being in my twenties and I could kick a cold in a day. Now it just lingers.
December 18, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Having a coworker who is a massive MAGAt and has Sean Hannity on a constant loop is a special kind of hell I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.
December 10, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I really hope that assassin wasn’t out of network, or that contract job won’t be covered by the deductible.
December 5, 2024 at 2:04 AM
So I happened to see this book at a local bookstore and my first thought was “Dracula’s Chili? Why would Dracula need or want chili? Is it human meat in the chili? Wouldn’t the hemoglobin cook off?”

Then I realized it was Dracula’s Child and I was utterly crushed.
November 16, 2024 at 3:32 AM
I think what’s important to fight the most is the sense of apathy people have. They think they’re enlightened by not caring about politics.

Then one day, politics happens to them and they’re outraged.
November 14, 2024 at 3:46 PM
The saddest thing is seeing my own family turn into fascist crazies. Celebrating a man who brags about being a “dictator on day one” and call me a crybaby alarmist because I don’t want my wife to die due to some draconian reproductive rights ban.

America rots from within. And so many cheer it on.
November 13, 2024 at 11:18 PM
I suppose I’m not shocked to see fascism make a comeback in my lifetime. I think I just wasn’t expecting so many people to be so excited for it.
November 12, 2024 at 11:11 PM
November 12, 2024 at 2:17 PM
For Veterinarians Day, I’m petting a cat and thanking it for its service.
November 12, 2024 at 12:26 AM