The Resistpants
@theresistpants.bsky.social
Former political-joke alt for @thefishpants.bsky.social
Now a Trump stan account. ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS LEADER!
Please don't send me to El Salvador.
My grumblings: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaiuhjjkixsa
Now a Trump stan account. ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS LEADER!
Please don't send me to El Salvador.
My grumblings: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaiuhjjkixsa
Dear King President Emporer Trump,
Sir 🥹, I understand that maybe you are doing a bit to make fun of Democrats who wore blackface at a Halloween party or something (hilarious!), but I'm worried that if your makeup gets any darker, ICE will deport your face and leave your ears behind.
Sir 🥹, I understand that maybe you are doing a bit to make fun of Democrats who wore blackface at a Halloween party or something (hilarious!), but I'm worried that if your makeup gets any darker, ICE will deport your face and leave your ears behind.
September 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Dear King President Emporer Trump,
Sir 🥹, I understand that maybe you are doing a bit to make fun of Democrats who wore blackface at a Halloween party or something (hilarious!), but I'm worried that if your makeup gets any darker, ICE will deport your face and leave your ears behind.
Sir 🥹, I understand that maybe you are doing a bit to make fun of Democrats who wore blackface at a Halloween party or something (hilarious!), but I'm worried that if your makeup gets any darker, ICE will deport your face and leave your ears behind.
The Penguin has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for mayor of NYC
June 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The Penguin has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for mayor of NYC
Petition to start referring to Elon as "The Crazy X Girlfriend"
June 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Petition to start referring to Elon as "The Crazy X Girlfriend"
For sale
Red Teslerrr
Everything's computer
Red Teslerrr
Everything's computer
June 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
For sale
Red Teslerrr
Everything's computer
Red Teslerrr
Everything's computer
Stephen Miller sadly climbing up to the cave ceiling to sleep alone
May 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Stephen Miller sadly climbing up to the cave ceiling to sleep alone
Taco Bell®️ introduces the new El Presidente Pendejo Gordo™️ Combo
5 Doritos Locos™️Chicken Tacos for the price of 10
5 Doritos Locos™️Chicken Tacos for the price of 10
May 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Taco Bell®️ introduces the new El Presidente Pendejo Gordo™️ Combo
5 Doritos Locos™️Chicken Tacos for the price of 10
5 Doritos Locos™️Chicken Tacos for the price of 10
This just in, Stephen Miller's wife has already left Elon for the Phantom of the Opera.
May 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This just in, Stephen Miller's wife has already left Elon for the Phantom of the Opera.
MUSK LEAVES GOVT WITH YOUR PERSONAL DATA AND STEPHEN MILLER'S WIFE
Come on! Miller's wife left him for Elon?
OK, this confirms there are only like 12 characters in this shitshow, and they're all disgusting. Also, Katie Miller badly needs either a psychiatrist, an optometrist, or an exorcist.
Come on! Miller's wife left him for Elon?
OK, this confirms there are only like 12 characters in this shitshow, and they're all disgusting. Also, Katie Miller badly needs either a psychiatrist, an optometrist, or an exorcist.
May 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
MUSK LEAVES GOVT WITH YOUR PERSONAL DATA AND STEPHEN MILLER'S WIFE
Come on! Miller's wife left him for Elon?
OK, this confirms there are only like 12 characters in this shitshow, and they're all disgusting. Also, Katie Miller badly needs either a psychiatrist, an optometrist, or an exorcist.
Come on! Miller's wife left him for Elon?
OK, this confirms there are only like 12 characters in this shitshow, and they're all disgusting. Also, Katie Miller badly needs either a psychiatrist, an optometrist, or an exorcist.
Anybody have any thoughts on this? I found it interesting and I'm curious what other people's reactions are.
#abundance
#abundance
May 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Anybody have any thoughts on this? I found it interesting and I'm curious what other people's reactions are.
#abundance
#abundance
Is it just me, or...
May 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Is it just me, or...
Good news guys, we have found the Joe Rogan of the left
May 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Good news guys, we have found the Joe Rogan of the left
Trump is now negotiating directly with Putin on Ukraine ceasefire. This oughtta do it.
May 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Trump is now negotiating directly with Putin on Ukraine ceasefire. This oughtta do it.
Oh no, did they take his passport?
May 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Oh no, did they take his passport?
A new pope has been elected by the college of cardinals. Trump will be making a statement soon on which electors are fake and should receive death threats.
May 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
A new pope has been elected by the college of cardinals. Trump will be making a statement soon on which electors are fake and should receive death threats.
You know the worst part of this would be having to listen to the "Sir" stories about Jesus.
Also what are we calling him? Suggestions:
Impious I
Heinous I
Tremendous I*
Aurantius I**
Rancidus I
Felonious XXXIV
*ironic
**look it up
Also what are we calling him? Suggestions:
Impious I
Heinous I
Tremendous I*
Aurantius I**
Rancidus I
Felonious XXXIV
*ironic
**look it up
May 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
You know the worst part of this would be having to listen to the "Sir" stories about Jesus.
Also what are we calling him? Suggestions:
Impious I
Heinous I
Tremendous I*
Aurantius I**
Rancidus I
Felonious XXXIV
*ironic
**look it up
Also what are we calling him? Suggestions:
Impious I
Heinous I
Tremendous I*
Aurantius I**
Rancidus I
Felonious XXXIV
*ironic
**look it up
Wait, Trump thinks the photoshopped MS13 tattoo was REAL???
When he sees a meme, does he think the words were floating there when they took the picture?
"There were big white words, tremendous words, like nobody has ever seen before..."
When he sees a meme, does he think the words were floating there when they took the picture?
"There were big white words, tremendous words, like nobody has ever seen before..."
April 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Wait, Trump thinks the photoshopped MS13 tattoo was REAL???
When he sees a meme, does he think the words were floating there when they took the picture?
"There were big white words, tremendous words, like nobody has ever seen before..."
When he sees a meme, does he think the words were floating there when they took the picture?
"There were big white words, tremendous words, like nobody has ever seen before..."
Made an image to celebrate our glorious leader. Might get this put on a flag so I can show it to any agents/militias etc. who come to take me away.
April 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Made an image to celebrate our glorious leader. Might get this put on a flag so I can show it to any agents/militias etc. who come to take me away.
The disgraced former governor of NY is running for mayor of New York City. I hope he wins, resigns in disgrace again, and then runs for like president of a condo board or something. Just smaller and smaller offices until he runs out of stuff to resign in disgrace from.
April 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The disgraced former governor of NY is running for mayor of New York City. I hope he wins, resigns in disgrace again, and then runs for like president of a condo board or something. Just smaller and smaller offices until he runs out of stuff to resign in disgrace from.
Dear King Emperor President King Trump,
Sir🥹, great job not letting the pope hog the spotlight at his funeral! They say he was a beloved man of the people, but that doesn't mean you can't class up the place with a bright blue suit and take a nice nap. Great job, Your Un-Wokeness!
Sir🥹, great job not letting the pope hog the spotlight at his funeral! They say he was a beloved man of the people, but that doesn't mean you can't class up the place with a bright blue suit and take a nice nap. Great job, Your Un-Wokeness!
April 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Dear King Emperor President King Trump,
Sir🥹, great job not letting the pope hog the spotlight at his funeral! They say he was a beloved man of the people, but that doesn't mean you can't class up the place with a bright blue suit and take a nice nap. Great job, Your Un-Wokeness!
Sir🥹, great job not letting the pope hog the spotlight at his funeral! They say he was a beloved man of the people, but that doesn't mean you can't class up the place with a bright blue suit and take a nice nap. Great job, Your Un-Wokeness!
Man this clown should be "researching the causes" of himself! How do you come from a celebrity family with almost unlimited wealth and power, and end up being famous for killing kids and mutilating animals?
April 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Man this clown should be "researching the causes" of himself! How do you come from a celebrity family with almost unlimited wealth and power, and end up being famous for killing kids and mutilating animals?
This is so accurate. I keep thinking that the Democrats are totally the useless Galactic Senate when Palpatine took over.
February 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This is so accurate. I keep thinking that the Democrats are totally the useless Galactic Senate when Palpatine took over.
"But now we'll both drown!" said America. "Why would you do this?"
"You knew I was a Trump when you picked me up," said the Trump.
"You knew I was a Trump when you picked me up," said the Trump.
January 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"But now we'll both drown!" said America. "Why would you do this?"
"You knew I was a Trump when you picked me up," said the Trump.
"You knew I was a Trump when you picked me up," said the Trump.