Does Deadline proof anything anymore or have they just given up

Reading Deadline on my phone is always a flawless experience, no notes

“Intending to leave office”? Absolutely FUCK this guy. He doesn’t get to make the decision. The decision has already been made. Stop treating this POS like the dictator he craves to be

My episode of The Neighborhood airs this Monday on CBS and I think Cedric’s expression as I pitch jokes tells you just how fantastic it’s gonna be.

So glad The Neighborhood is coming back for another season. I can write and eat again!

We hosted Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer at the Magic Castle, and not only was she a delight to perform for, not once did she have her security detail tackle me despite the number of times I asked her if she’d ever been on Air Force One

Relieved to see that my streak of having jokes do far better when others come up with them instead remains intact

I took this photo of Matt Gaetz last spring. Had I captured any more of his face the evil would have melted my lens