That’ll do. #yplac #crapparking #badparking

Yeah, don’t worry about it, m8. Just the last two spaces in a packed Saturday-morning leisure centre car park. Fuck you, you overcompensating w⚓️.

Top level parking shithousery here from the car on the right.

As you pull in to London Victoria station, you pass the blue British Transport Police office next to some sidings. I naturally thought that the BTP went round in little one-carriage train police cars chasing villains. I mean, that would actually be quite cool.

Has YPLAC visited your bar?

This from the bin-fire site is next level cnutishness. Blocking disabled people for the sake of your own increased convenience would be punished severely in my glorious reign.

We’ve made it, lads.

This from Twitter earlier.

I felt plagiarised, wronged even, for a moment. Went back to your original post back on that old 'orrible site, and realised I'd done exactly the same image, but plopped your mug on Dave Hill's face instead. Similar fringe, I thought.

Took me ages to track this down just now. So glad I did, otherwise I'd be getting NO work done today. This is/was some tarot book that Mrs YPLAC's company published a bunch of years ago. I mean, seriously. I think it's meant to be "opening up your mind", but...yeah...well.

From our local FB group. These two twunts blocking a traffic light filter lane so they can get their fatty snacks.

Submitter Jon writes, "Burger King Nottingham. Claims to be a Sith Lord. Must've gone Jedi with the parking, couldn't hit a Musk rat from 5 paces...."

We agree, and think that the public should be allowed to pull these camera-dodging 3D number plates from their moorings.

Three spaces, two cunts. Horsham Sainsbury’s today.

I’ll take “delivery companies that were named before the advent of text speak” for 100pts, please.

Same. static.wikia.nocookie.net/renandstimpy...

Can’t park there, m8. #badparking #yplac

An actual real genuine fan writes: (shop link in bio if you’re looking for stocking fillers)

Whoever’s parked this van here at Russells Hall Hospital, I hope you never find the cold side of the pillow again. Nobody can get past. You’re holding up busses, and disabled people in taxis trying to get round to appointments!