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YPLAC
@therealyplac.bsky.social
A blog about people who park like c***s. Upload any pics of c***s to http://yplac.co.uk/submit/. Buy our stuff here: http://yplac.co.uk/shop/
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This car is parked on "hazard warning" tactile paving. Here, it is supposed to alert visually impared pedestrians of the Marston cycle route that emerges from the left and spits cyclists out onto the shared path. But of course, this is a popular parking and loading space. Bollards urgently needed.
August 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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East Dunbartonshire, where the war on drivers continues
August 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Different day different dropped kerb wanker @therealyplac.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social
August 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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A fine example of BMW parking entitlement.
August 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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when in doubt ,or double yellows- sod it leave it on the pavement @therealyplac.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Morning folks! Looking for some suggestions for "quirky" places to break a journey somewhere between Stafford and Warrington on the M6. The sort of thing that would get into the Bollocks to Alton Towers book, if you've read that :)
August 1, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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July 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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July 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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What a dangerous MORON. Obstructing the pavement forcing children into traffic!! Gave me a shrug and started to move. Only he didn’t until I went back. DOPE!
@warwickshirecc.bsky.social
@warwickshirepolice.bsky.social
@mp4stratford.bsky.social
@justajourno.bsky.social @therealyplac.bsky.social
July 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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@therealyplac.bsky.social Portishead today. Thought it was waiting for a space or about to back out. Nope. Abandoned in the entrance #YPLAC
June 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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For

Fuck's

Sake.

If you live in the centre of town, you can't always park your car outside your house. Tough shit.

@therealyplac.bsky.social
June 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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They tried a different spot this morning. They're learning nothing @therealyplac.bsky.social.
June 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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@therealyplac.bsky.social I could maybe understand 2 spaces...but 3?!? Hmm...
June 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Not for the first time. Does this van always have to drive along and park directly on the path on Shottery Field @stratforddc.bsky.social ?

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June 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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A @therealyplac.bsky.social story in 3 chapters.

He said - I shit you not - "I'm a bin man, where am I meant to park?"
I dunno man, but the completely empty parking bay right next to you - and closer to the bins you're collecting - might be a good place to start.
June 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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They always find new ways. I abandoned my trollley there, but the young mother with a pram had to detour to the main through-route of the car park.
June 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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@therealyplac.bsky.social pavement parking ban in Glasgow= don't even think about walking on the pavements in Kelvindale
June 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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They'd parked across the tactiles again, too. Anyway, a good news story for @therealyplac.bsky.social
June 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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@therealyplac.bsky.social Sticker dutifully applied, but the angle of it meant I didn't catch it on the camera, sadly.
June 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Totally gormless driver thinking it’s funny to obstruct the pavement to school children. Dangerous dope. What about it…
@warwickshirecc.bsky.social
@mp4stratford.bsky.social
@justajourno.bsky.social
@therealyplac.bsky.social

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May 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Sticker campaign needed:

"You wouldn't buy a sofa that was too big to fit in your lounge, but you bought a car that's too big to fit on your driveway"
Extra marks for the car being too big for your front garden and the garage.
April 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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@therealyplac.bsky.social 🛎️ end at it again - even ticket doesn’t deter him
April 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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@therealyplac.bsky.social How the f*** is a wheelchair user or parent with a pushchair meant to get through there? @nottspolice.bsky.social Time to ban pavement parking.
April 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM