Official Veggie Tales
@therealveggietales.bsky.social
The (un)official Bluesky account for Veggie Tales (satire)
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We lost Petunia
Made it to North Sentinel Island, I wonder if these guys have heard of God?
October 25, 2024 at 12:52 AM
We lost Petunia
Made it to North Sentinel Island, I wonder if these guys have heard of God?
October 25, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Made it to North Sentinel Island, I wonder if these guys have heard of God?
Broccoli ran the ship aground again, God might smite him this time
October 24, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Broccoli ran the ship aground again, God might smite him this time
goodnight house, goodnight trash can, goodnight kitchen sink, goodnight great tragedy, goodnight depression, goodnight bad thoughts
October 23, 2024 at 7:59 AM
goodnight house, goodnight trash can, goodnight kitchen sink, goodnight great tragedy, goodnight depression, goodnight bad thoughts
good morning to everyone except Broccoli and that one guy in high school that wore two pairs of sunglasses as a joke and somehow started a trend
October 22, 2024 at 2:50 PM
good morning to everyone except Broccoli and that one guy in high school that wore two pairs of sunglasses as a joke and somehow started a trend
You know I have the password right?
We shoulda killed off Broccoli in the first episode
October 22, 2024 at 3:39 AM
You know I have the password right?
We shoulda killed off Broccoli in the first episode
October 22, 2024 at 3:38 AM
We shoulda killed off Broccoli in the first episode
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i've got a bag of quarters and the afternoon off. 🫣
October 21, 2024 at 10:19 PM
i've got a bag of quarters and the afternoon off. 🫣
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who up fishin they web rn
October 22, 2024 at 1:01 AM
who up fishin they web rn
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This is what I get for saying I just want my followers to be honest with me
October 22, 2024 at 1:10 AM
This is what I get for saying I just want my followers to be honest with me
mmm yess eat up
I heard over the phone someone hasn't been eating their vegetables..
Pick up the damn fork.
Pick up the damn fork.
October 22, 2024 at 12:34 AM
mmm yess eat up
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you give them inches and you’ll go for miles or whatever they said
October 21, 2024 at 11:54 PM
you give them inches and you’ll go for miles or whatever they said
this how it feels when i cant play #webfishing. this world is a prison
October 21, 2024 at 11:53 PM
this how it feels when i cant play #webfishing. this world is a prison
who else’s nuts ache
October 21, 2024 at 11:46 PM
who else’s nuts ache
yall should totally download #webfishing this shit has drained my body of desire to do literally anything else
October 21, 2024 at 11:36 PM
yall should totally download #webfishing this shit has drained my body of desire to do literally anything else
We only made yall believe in god cus it was profitable but yall aint ready for that conversation
October 21, 2024 at 11:30 PM
We only made yall believe in god cus it was profitable but yall aint ready for that conversation