Disney's live action Jungle Book movie (the first one) and George of the Jungle made me think there was a Tarzan genre of media for the longest time.

Then Disney's Tarzan made me realize I like dudes, but that's a different thing

🎵 There are no trains in America and the streets are paved with cheese! 🎵

That's in the British museum, right?

That's wicked cool.

Like, a random bone, or it's like a picture of a skeleton and you just tap the bone you want broken?

Also, can the button be like pressure sensitive so you can choose between hairline crack and just fuck up my bones?

Ext, back of Italian restaurant, we see a server offering a bottle of wine to the middle class family as the camera pulls back to show we're outside. F is getting the shit kicked out of him by Tony.

Tony: (swearing in Italian)

Narrator: when you're here... You're family

Int. Table 14. A group of tough customers drunkenly laugh.

F: (nervously) would you like some cheese

The toughest guy stops laughing and gets up to look F in the eye.

Tough: you think you can cheese us off in the middle of dinner? Tony, Show this man some real hospitality.

Close up of the server forcing a brown satchel into f's lap.

Mother: what is it honey?

F nervously unwraps the satchel to reveal

F: (chuckles) it's a cheese grater... And a note that just says "table 14"

Daughter: you Betta go!

Son: I can take care of it

Father: no. This is for me...