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You might be gamerpilled if you call your nervous tic your "idle animation."
September 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
You might be gamerpilled if you call your nervous tic your "idle animation."
Hey, if you're gonna engage with medical misinformation, maybe don't? Even as a bit, even to be snarky.
September 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Hey, if you're gonna engage with medical misinformation, maybe don't? Even as a bit, even to be snarky.
People out here boycotting Disney and ABC to fight fascism, but can they step it up. 90% of fighting fascists is just showing up for your friends and neighbors. Let them know #weareantifa
September 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
People out here boycotting Disney and ABC to fight fascism, but can they step it up. 90% of fighting fascists is just showing up for your friends and neighbors. Let them know #weareantifa
Ok so hear me out, you know how meteors have a crystal structure that can only come from cooling over millions of years? Well, how about we slow cook this pork shoulder as long as it was in the pig. We can call it a meateor.
September 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Ok so hear me out, you know how meteors have a crystal structure that can only come from cooling over millions of years? Well, how about we slow cook this pork shoulder as long as it was in the pig. We can call it a meateor.
Let people be bad at things💅
September 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Let people be bad at things💅
A new drug is sweeping the nation. It makes you feel a little uncomfortable, like nothing is quite right, your clothes are itchy and don't quite fit, food tastes "off" everything's unfamiliar and weird. It's highly addictive and the worst part is it makes you forget you took it. Be careful!
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
A new drug is sweeping the nation. It makes you feel a little uncomfortable, like nothing is quite right, your clothes are itchy and don't quite fit, food tastes "off" everything's unfamiliar and weird. It's highly addictive and the worst part is it makes you forget you took it. Be careful!
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September 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Sketch where cops show up to a bank robbery and just lecture the robbers about the socioeconomic factors that push people to commit crime while the robbers are annoyed and confused.
September 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Sketch where cops show up to a bank robbery and just lecture the robbers about the socioeconomic factors that push people to commit crime while the robbers are annoyed and confused.
Why not just breed grapes that make alcohol? Wine straight from the vine.
September 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Why not just breed grapes that make alcohol? Wine straight from the vine.
I like social media and it's neat that my shittiest posts get posted next to those of celebrities, but I kinda miss my Internet friends.
September 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I like social media and it's neat that my shittiest posts get posted next to those of celebrities, but I kinda miss my Internet friends.
The king is alive and in the best of health until he suddenly isn't. In financial news: short shorts are in!
September 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The king is alive and in the best of health until he suddenly isn't. In financial news: short shorts are in!
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Whenever you try to talk to an American patriot about even the basics of their nations history.
August 31, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Whenever you try to talk to an American patriot about even the basics of their nations history.
Penises are funny.
August 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Penises are funny.
Int: italian restaurant, a middle class family of four is sitting down for a meal, and the server sets down a plate of bread sticks.
Server: courtesy of the Don. As many as you like.
Father: (reaching out to grab a bread stick) how kind of him
S: the Don is generous to those who help him
Server: courtesy of the Don. As many as you like.
Father: (reaching out to grab a bread stick) how kind of him
S: the Don is generous to those who help him
August 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Int: italian restaurant, a middle class family of four is sitting down for a meal, and the server sets down a plate of bread sticks.
Server: courtesy of the Don. As many as you like.
Father: (reaching out to grab a bread stick) how kind of him
S: the Don is generous to those who help him
Server: courtesy of the Don. As many as you like.
Father: (reaching out to grab a bread stick) how kind of him
S: the Don is generous to those who help him
Point of order, Clippy is the super helpful linter that hangs with 🦀Ferris. The Microsoft paperclip's name is Clippit.
August 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Point of order, Clippy is the super helpful linter that hangs with 🦀Ferris. The Microsoft paperclip's name is Clippit.
The dudes who call a woman's green eyeshadow "lying" to then be freaked out by a woman with green hair. Have you been outside?
August 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The dudes who call a woman's green eyeshadow "lying" to then be freaked out by a woman with green hair. Have you been outside?
Washington football team changes its name to a slur, but not the one you're thinking of!
July 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Washington football team changes its name to a slur, but not the one you're thinking of!
I've seen some algospeak for the genocide in Gaza and it's so chilling.
July 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I've seen some algospeak for the genocide in Gaza and it's so chilling.
It's kinda funny to me the idea that powerful people are monsters is somehow a secret. You got one group saying "but they're our monsters" and another one reading "Joy of Cooking Monsters."
July 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It's kinda funny to me the idea that powerful people are monsters is somehow a secret. You got one group saying "but they're our monsters" and another one reading "Joy of Cooking Monsters."
Humans fucking love singing
July 23, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Humans fucking love singing
Normalize doing bits with your friends
July 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Normalize doing bits with your friends
IDK what I did but there's a bunch of hot guys in my feed. I'm into it but "accidental hot guys" was not on my social media bingo card.
July 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
IDK what I did but there's a bunch of hot guys in my feed. I'm into it but "accidental hot guys" was not on my social media bingo card.
Just a reminder that if you are taking hormones, that shit isn't optional. You miss a dose and it's like the gland in your body goes on vacation.
July 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Just a reminder that if you are taking hormones, that shit isn't optional. You miss a dose and it's like the gland in your body goes on vacation.
Is your pasta a shower or a grower?
It’s cool how pastas get bigger.
June 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Is your pasta a shower or a grower?
I want to drive cars that make people say, "oh that's so cute!" Little roller skate cars that are easy to park are the shit.
June 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I want to drive cars that make people say, "oh that's so cute!" Little roller skate cars that are easy to park are the shit.