The Real Teacat
@therealteacat.bsky.social
I'm Emily, but usually it's just Cat, Teacat, or Kitten if you're freaky.
Check out @picknmixcomix.bsky.social for my weird, urban fantasy stuff and @emilythelionheart.bsky.social for my weird, hipster art.
Check out @picknmixcomix.bsky.social for my weird, urban fantasy stuff and @emilythelionheart.bsky.social for my weird, hipster art.
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Btw I do #writing #commissions. I can quote you how much I think your project idea will cost & we can go from there, usually it's around $350 retainment fee and $20 per 1000 words but depends. I'm a fabulist/weird fiction specialist, so anything weird and comic booky is a perfect match. Hire me pls?
THAT'S FICTIONAL, MARTY
THE FLOOD IS NOT REAL
THE FLOOD IS NOT REAL
October 29, 2025 at 8:31 AM
THAT'S FICTIONAL, MARTY
THE FLOOD IS NOT REAL
THE FLOOD IS NOT REAL
DAE just — die a little every day? Inside or outside. I think the crushing weight of mortal lifespan can affect the psyche in ways countless to be aware of. Every day I die, and every night as well.
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 AM
DAE just — die a little every day? Inside or outside. I think the crushing weight of mortal lifespan can affect the psyche in ways countless to be aware of. Every day I die, and every night as well.
This was supposed to be over here but I still feel awful about it 🤷 I guess I should've known it was coming but what a mess man
DIISCORD AXED MY ACCOUNT OVER A ROLEPLAY WTF
RUDE WHAT THE FUCK
RUDE WHAT THE FUCK
October 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This was supposed to be over here but I still feel awful about it 🤷 I guess I should've known it was coming but what a mess man
What is a language but another token of disappointment
September 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
What is a language but another token of disappointment
Dude one more sleep until Medusa hair on Hero Forge
September 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Dude one more sleep until Medusa hair on Hero Forge
He's blocked but is that good enough 🤔 How long will he act like I'm the problem for not being willing to be burdened by his desperation to "help" everyone all the time?
September 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
He's blocked but is that good enough 🤔 How long will he act like I'm the problem for not being willing to be burdened by his desperation to "help" everyone all the time?
Maybe men are just desperate for my approval because...I genuinely have no idea? I don't understand. Why am I so appealing to you? Why do you process the world as though you can throw money at a problem and make it go away? Is it because you don't care? Is it because you don't want to?
September 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Maybe men are just desperate for my approval because...I genuinely have no idea? I don't understand. Why am I so appealing to you? Why do you process the world as though you can throw money at a problem and make it go away? Is it because you don't care? Is it because you don't want to?
When someone wants your respect and approval but doesn't understand anything about you well enough to understand the kinds of things that make you respect and approve of someone, and expects they can throw money at you just because that's what THEY like in a person rather than what YOU like to see:
September 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
When someone wants your respect and approval but doesn't understand anything about you well enough to understand the kinds of things that make you respect and approve of someone, and expects they can throw money at you just because that's what THEY like in a person rather than what YOU like to see:
Sometimes it's easier to let others believe a lie than it is to tell them the truth 🤔🤷
September 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Sometimes it's easier to let others believe a lie than it is to tell them the truth 🤔🤷
Do you ever see someone doing the same things you do and you're like oh god is that what I look like?
Like
Jesus fucking christ
I see this shit and I stop wondering why people think I'm an annoying, pretentious jackass who just wants to fight all the time
Suddenly, it makes so much sense now...
Like
Jesus fucking christ
I see this shit and I stop wondering why people think I'm an annoying, pretentious jackass who just wants to fight all the time
Suddenly, it makes so much sense now...
September 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Do you ever see someone doing the same things you do and you're like oh god is that what I look like?
Like
Jesus fucking christ
I see this shit and I stop wondering why people think I'm an annoying, pretentious jackass who just wants to fight all the time
Suddenly, it makes so much sense now...
Like
Jesus fucking christ
I see this shit and I stop wondering why people think I'm an annoying, pretentious jackass who just wants to fight all the time
Suddenly, it makes so much sense now...
September means I'm taking back my hope
September 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
September means I'm taking back my hope
Maybe I am just too sad. Can't simp when your sad. No time to look at the stars when what you see is the night between them, and know how short that darkness always ends up being. The sun rises and the stars fade away and there's nothing left to watch or love that isn't blinded by the day?! Yuck.
August 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Maybe I am just too sad. Can't simp when your sad. No time to look at the stars when what you see is the night between them, and know how short that darkness always ends up being. The sun rises and the stars fade away and there's nothing left to watch or love that isn't blinded by the day?! Yuck.
Maybe I don't like simping anymore
August 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Maybe I don't like simping anymore
I've never felt more like I know absolutely nothing than when I watched that video of John Cena talking about coffee
August 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I've never felt more like I know absolutely nothing than when I watched that video of John Cena talking about coffee
I'm in love with mayonnaise now
August 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I'm in love with mayonnaise now
"Is the cake cake?" everyone will say. No one knows. It's a cake and it looks like a cake but is it cake? No one knows.
August 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
"Is the cake cake?" everyone will say. No one knows. It's a cake and it looks like a cake but is it cake? No one knows.
Making a cake that looks like cake
August 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Making a cake that looks like cake
I think millennials who were born in the early 90s are predisposed to 60s/70s nostalgia and aesthetics more heavily because they grew up with 60s/70s revival at the turn of the century, while zoomers born later in the 90s or post-00s are more predisposed to 80s and 90s nostalgia for similar reasons
July 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I think millennials who were born in the early 90s are predisposed to 60s/70s nostalgia and aesthetics more heavily because they grew up with 60s/70s revival at the turn of the century, while zoomers born later in the 90s or post-00s are more predisposed to 80s and 90s nostalgia for similar reasons
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Working on some new Cattlemancer stories for #yeehawgust this year and, oh boy, they're heavy. Can't wait to get these bad boys off the presses
#yeehawgust2025 #thecattlemancer #picknmixcomix
#yeehawgust2025 #thecattlemancer #picknmixcomix
July 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Working on some new Cattlemancer stories for #yeehawgust this year and, oh boy, they're heavy. Can't wait to get these bad boys off the presses
#yeehawgust2025 #thecattlemancer #picknmixcomix
#yeehawgust2025 #thecattlemancer #picknmixcomix
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Did I ever post a link to this? Raccoonman's Raccoon Stand, a hybrid short/novel concept about Inglish hero Raccoonman, turning into a raccoon physically. Mother Mancer and Catman are also there!
archiveofourown.org/works/67463901
archiveofourown.org/works/67463901
Raccoonman's Raccoon Plan - Chapter 1 - TheAestheticMerchant (Teacat) - Pick-n-Mix Comix [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
July 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Did I ever post a link to this? Raccoonman's Raccoon Stand, a hybrid short/novel concept about Inglish hero Raccoonman, turning into a raccoon physically. Mother Mancer and Catman are also there!
archiveofourown.org/works/67463901
archiveofourown.org/works/67463901
Is treasure planet a gay conversion movie
July 6, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Is treasure planet a gay conversion movie
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Second worst part is, sometimes it's two decisions, or even more than that
June 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Second worst part is, sometimes it's two decisions, or even more than that
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Worst part about writing is, realizing you have to make a decision
June 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Worst part about writing is, realizing you have to make a decision
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(cont) That's something that I found sorely lacking with the sequel we did get, because it didn't really end anything, it just sort of...carried on. But things don't carry on after a certain point. We got a perfect ending, now we just need a perfect epilogue to say goodbye with, you know?
June 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
(cont) That's something that I found sorely lacking with the sequel we did get, because it didn't really end anything, it just sort of...carried on. But things don't carry on after a certain point. We got a perfect ending, now we just need a perfect epilogue to say goodbye with, you know?
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(cont) things like Agrajag and the Beta club, and most specifically, I want it to be something that works not just as "another adventure" but as a proper epilogue — an epitaph in its own way — a way to bring Ford's story full circle and really just help him and Arthur move on from there. (cont)
June 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
(cont) things like Agrajag and the Beta club, and most specifically, I want it to be something that works not just as "another adventure" but as a proper epilogue — an epitaph in its own way — a way to bring Ford's story full circle and really just help him and Arthur move on from there. (cont)