Zoey
@therealsemechki.bsky.social
20th great granddaughter of John P. Protein and heir to the throne of biomolecules. follow for straight bangers and savage polyproline helices 🏳️⚧️
or like one of these, really more one of these
December 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
or like one of these, really more one of these
whenever im feeling unmotivated for any of my classes i just tell myself that im gaining elite ball knowledge and i feel really cool and motivated. i kinda hit one of these faces ykwim?
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 AM
whenever im feeling unmotivated for any of my classes i just tell myself that im gaining elite ball knowledge and i feel really cool and motivated. i kinda hit one of these faces ykwim?
always leave a message for others when you're running a simulation so they know to not turn off the computer
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
always leave a message for others when you're running a simulation so they know to not turn off the computer
Hola! Soy Dora! There were 60 giant canine teeth growing out of my wall! Can you say "dientes"?
September 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Hola! Soy Dora! There were 60 giant canine teeth growing out of my wall! Can you say "dientes"?
Hey chat did you guys also just see a rotting ribcage hanging from my door for a moment?
September 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Hey chat did you guys also just see a rotting ribcage hanging from my door for a moment?
"Finally, I think I'm about to fall asleep! I sure hope nothing disturbs me."
The loud, slightly-less-than-human groaning/whining noise from the corner of my room:
The loud, slightly-less-than-human groaning/whining noise from the corner of my room:
September 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
"Finally, I think I'm about to fall asleep! I sure hope nothing disturbs me."
The loud, slightly-less-than-human groaning/whining noise from the corner of my room:
The loud, slightly-less-than-human groaning/whining noise from the corner of my room:
Just tried dating apps for the first time, the unending barrage of transphobic 40-50 year old men has me feeling like AM being fed exabytes of killing data. I'm actually gonna have an extinction-level crashout over this.
August 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Just tried dating apps for the first time, the unending barrage of transphobic 40-50 year old men has me feeling like AM being fed exabytes of killing data. I'm actually gonna have an extinction-level crashout over this.
unfinished as it was requested that i erase it. if anyone asks how im feeling im just gonna show them this
July 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
unfinished as it was requested that i erase it. if anyone asks how im feeling im just gonna show them this
stop looking at me like that don't nono no no no no no no ow ow ow (sir, the federal reserve just hhhhhhhh
May 31, 2025 at 7:33 AM
stop looking at me like that don't nono no no no no no no ow ow ow (sir, the federal reserve just hhhhhhhh
"alt text describes images and provides context" bro what do i even write
May 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
"alt text describes images and provides context" bro what do i even write
as has been determined many times before, and once again yesterday, i am not intended to experience happiness. anyways, check out my rad chalkboard drawing
April 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
as has been determined many times before, and once again yesterday, i am not intended to experience happiness. anyways, check out my rad chalkboard drawing
cooked once again on the shared chalkboard. zoey can't stop winning
April 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
cooked once again on the shared chalkboard. zoey can't stop winning
found my old notebook from last year, i was lowkey cooking
December 16, 2024 at 12:22 AM
found my old notebook from last year, i was lowkey cooking
R is NOT real dawg what is this😭 just add multi-line comments why do you have to do all that
December 14, 2024 at 10:04 PM
R is NOT real dawg what is this😭 just add multi-line comments why do you have to do all that
are these p-values low enough or should we redo the experiment with more samples
December 7, 2024 at 9:57 PM
are these p-values low enough or should we redo the experiment with more samples
I had to explain these things to one of my coworkers. I've got one foot in the grave already.
December 2, 2024 at 5:07 AM
I had to explain these things to one of my coworkers. I've got one foot in the grave already.
biochemistry women r always total baddies sorry i dont make the rules
November 8, 2024 at 11:23 PM
biochemistry women r always total baddies sorry i dont make the rules
in the soluiton. straight up "binding it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My brezin
October 17, 2024 at 11:38 PM
in the soluiton. straight up "binding it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My brezin