Zoey
@therealsemechki.bsky.social
20th great granddaughter of John P. Protein and heir to the throne of biomolecules. follow for straight bangers and savage polyproline helices 🏳️⚧️
whenever im feeling unmotivated for any of my classes i just tell myself that im gaining elite ball knowledge and i feel really cool and motivated. i kinda hit one of these faces ykwim?
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 AM
whenever im feeling unmotivated for any of my classes i just tell myself that im gaining elite ball knowledge and i feel really cool and motivated. i kinda hit one of these faces ykwim?
"You in town?"
"Yeah but we ain't two halves of a split intein."
"what"
"Yeah but we ain't two halves of a split intein."
"what"
"Yeah bu
"Yeah but we ain't two halves of a split intein."
"what"
"Yeah but we ain't two halves of a split intein."
"what"
"Yeah bu
December 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"You in town?"
"Yeah but we ain't two halves of a split intein."
"what"
"Yeah but we ain't two halves of a split intein."
"what"
"Yeah bu
"Yeah but we ain't two halves of a split intein."
"what"
"Yeah but we ain't two halves of a split intein."
"what"
"Yeah bu
they should have family feud but for proteins... i would eat at that,...
"name one thing a bacterium would hate to see inside the acid mantle."
BZZZT🔴
"Zoey!"
"DEFENSINS!!!"
✅
"name one thing a bacterium would hate to see inside the acid mantle."
BZZZT🔴
"Zoey!"
"DEFENSINS!!!"
✅
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
they should have family feud but for proteins... i would eat at that,...
"name one thing a bacterium would hate to see inside the acid mantle."
BZZZT🔴
"Zoey!"
"DEFENSINS!!!"
✅
"name one thing a bacterium would hate to see inside the acid mantle."
BZZZT🔴
"Zoey!"
"DEFENSINS!!!"
✅
always leave a message for others when you're running a simulation so they know to not turn off the computer
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
always leave a message for others when you're running a simulation so they know to not turn off the computer
these fridge magnets my roommate bought really made me realize i have exactly two archetypes of friends. one that constructs vulgar sentences out of innocuous words, and one that compulsively sorts them into nouns/verbs, articles, and adjectives
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
these fridge magnets my roommate bought really made me realize i have exactly two archetypes of friends. one that constructs vulgar sentences out of innocuous words, and one that compulsively sorts them into nouns/verbs, articles, and adjectives
"i feel so cute with these new clothes!!! lets see how i look in the mirror🙂"
the rotting woman watching me from behind the shower curtains who disappeared after i looked at her a third time:
the rotting woman watching me from behind the shower curtains who disappeared after i looked at her a third time:
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"i feel so cute with these new clothes!!! lets see how i look in the mirror🙂"
the rotting woman watching me from behind the shower curtains who disappeared after i looked at her a third time:
the rotting woman watching me from behind the shower curtains who disappeared after i looked at her a third time:
what do i even talk about w rich people bro... "yoooo dudee i hit a crazy hole in one while playing croquet the other day check this out" (does croquet even have holes??? i mean topologically yes, moreso than golf actually)
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
what do i even talk about w rich people bro... "yoooo dudee i hit a crazy hole in one while playing croquet the other day check this out" (does croquet even have holes??? i mean topologically yes, moreso than golf actually)
today i learned that i can code extremely fast and extremely well the more mentally distressed i am. anyone wanna keep an eye on me while i take 40 benadryls and knock out this project?
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
today i learned that i can code extremely fast and extremely well the more mentally distressed i am. anyone wanna keep an eye on me while i take 40 benadryls and knock out this project?
its impressive how scientists have managed to make broken glass that tastes exactly like blood
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
its impressive how scientists have managed to make broken glass that tastes exactly like blood
you ever look at your body and think about what it would look like a few days into decomposition
October 31, 2025 at 3:25 AM
you ever look at your body and think about what it would look like a few days into decomposition
they should make a trading c,ard game like yugioh or pokemon bbut with proteimns... woudl be a Huge hit with the younguns i reckon
October 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
they should make a trading c,ard game like yugioh or pokemon bbut with proteimns... woudl be a Huge hit with the younguns i reckon
midnight snack idea: my son (epic saturnposting)
October 30, 2025 at 5:52 AM
midnight snack idea: my son (epic saturnposting)
.the pore s,ize of my mnmental filter is 0.3μm..... keep;s my thoughts cleam.....
October 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
.the pore s,ize of my mnmental filter is 0.3μm..... keep;s my thoughts cleam.....
someone on hinge joked about The People Watching Her but i thought she was serious so i tried to relate by mentioning the carpet of teeth and rotten flesh and she seems to be Not Interested
October 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
someone on hinge joked about The People Watching Her but i thought she was serious so i tried to relate by mentioning the carpet of teeth and rotten flesh and she seems to be Not Interested
ppl think the visual hallucinations are bad but i really couldnt care less. you know whats bad??
the olfactory hallucinations.
i literally have to start questioning whether there is actual feces somewhere in my room. but it only lasted for like 10 seconds so it's fine? but maybe not?
the olfactory hallucinations.
i literally have to start questioning whether there is actual feces somewhere in my room. but it only lasted for like 10 seconds so it's fine? but maybe not?
September 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
ppl think the visual hallucinations are bad but i really couldnt care less. you know whats bad??
the olfactory hallucinations.
i literally have to start questioning whether there is actual feces somewhere in my room. but it only lasted for like 10 seconds so it's fine? but maybe not?
the olfactory hallucinations.
i literally have to start questioning whether there is actual feces somewhere in my room. but it only lasted for like 10 seconds so it's fine? but maybe not?
my uni doesnt let you download kali linux on their wifi??? guh??? huh??😭 its literally just debian with preinstalled security tools????
September 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
my uni doesnt let you download kali linux on their wifi??? guh??? huh??😭 its literally just debian with preinstalled security tools????
Hola! Soy Dora! There were 60 giant canine teeth growing out of my wall! Can you say "dientes"?
September 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Hola! Soy Dora! There were 60 giant canine teeth growing out of my wall! Can you say "dientes"?
"Finally, I think I'm about to fall asleep! I sure hope nothing disturbs me."
The loud, slightly-less-than-human groaning/whining noise from the corner of my room:
The loud, slightly-less-than-human groaning/whining noise from the corner of my room:
September 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
"Finally, I think I'm about to fall asleep! I sure hope nothing disturbs me."
The loud, slightly-less-than-human groaning/whining noise from the corner of my room:
The loud, slightly-less-than-human groaning/whining noise from the corner of my room:
Just tried dating apps for the first time, the unending barrage of transphobic 40-50 year old men has me feeling like AM being fed exabytes of killing data. I'm actually gonna have an extinction-level crashout over this.
August 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Just tried dating apps for the first time, the unending barrage of transphobic 40-50 year old men has me feeling like AM being fed exabytes of killing data. I'm actually gonna have an extinction-level crashout over this.
unfinished as it was requested that i erase it. if anyone asks how im feeling im just gonna show them this
July 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
unfinished as it was requested that i erase it. if anyone asks how im feeling im just gonna show them this
stop looking at me like that don't nono no no no no no no ow ow ow (sir, the federal reserve just hhhhhhhh
May 31, 2025 at 7:33 AM
stop looking at me like that don't nono no no no no no no ow ow ow (sir, the federal reserve just hhhhhhhh
(after someone tells me a funny joke) HAHAHAHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS *slowly tears off my face with my bare hands*
May 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
(after someone tells me a funny joke) HAHAHAHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS *slowly tears off my face with my bare hands*
"alt text describes images and provides context" bro what do i even write
May 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
"alt text describes images and provides context" bro what do i even write
professors calling everyone "class" has the same energy as a streamer calling everyone "chat" ngl. maybe when im a professor i'll call my class "chat"
April 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM
professors calling everyone "class" has the same energy as a streamer calling everyone "chat" ngl. maybe when im a professor i'll call my class "chat"
hey chat so there's only one light on, why was there a second shadow on the wall for a moment
April 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
hey chat so there's only one light on, why was there a second shadow on the wall for a moment