Colleen Hansen aka Colleeni Martini
@therealmommatrex.bsky.social
I like the 3 Cs: cats 🐈⬛ , comedy 🎭 , and crochet 🧶. And margaritas 🇲🇽🍸.
I’m just here for Savannah for marking her territory by purchasing a garden gnome. Rock on, sister
April 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I’m just here for Savannah for marking her territory by purchasing a garden gnome. Rock on, sister
CORRECTION - the deal is good all year!
January 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
CORRECTION - the deal is good all year!
I love your dark stuff. It’s never been too dark for me!
December 7, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I love your dark stuff. It’s never been too dark for me!
It’s so freaking cute! The magic butthole is the way
November 19, 2024 at 4:20 PM
It’s so freaking cute! The magic butthole is the way
November 19, 2024 at 7:02 AM
I can totally stop my leg from bouncing with sheer will. But that will set off the other.
November 19, 2024 at 6:58 AM
I can totally stop my leg from bouncing with sheer will. But that will set off the other.
You don’t have a roomful of yarn already 😭? Let’s go shopping 🧶
November 19, 2024 at 6:57 AM
You don’t have a roomful of yarn already 😭? Let’s go shopping 🧶
I’ll poke Kristin Key and see if we can get her on here
November 19, 2024 at 6:40 AM
I’ll poke Kristin Key and see if we can get her on here
November 19, 2024 at 6:36 AM
It’s not something I do often — especially in my own house —but doesn’t seem that odd to me if walking up stairs I’ve never walked before
November 19, 2024 at 6:34 AM
It’s not something I do often — especially in my own house —but doesn’t seem that odd to me if walking up stairs I’ve never walked before
If so, I’m at Master-level
November 19, 2024 at 6:28 AM
If so, I’m at Master-level
Especially with the ADHD….
November 19, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Especially with the ADHD….
Shake with ice. Pour into lime-sugar rimmed glass. Garnish with ends of aloe leaves. Serves two. Or one. I don’t judge.
2/2
2/2
November 18, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Shake with ice. Pour into lime-sugar rimmed glass. Garnish with ends of aloe leaves. Serves two. Or one. I don’t judge.
2/2
2/2
I came here for the crochet, following for the Zelda, cats, and anime
November 18, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I came here for the crochet, following for the Zelda, cats, and anime