Colleen Hansen aka Colleeni Martini
therealmommatrex.bsky.social
Colleen Hansen aka Colleeni Martini
@therealmommatrex.bsky.social
I like the 3 Cs: cats 🐈‍⬛ , comedy 🎭 , and crochet 🧶. And margaritas 🇲🇽🍸.
Forgot to post pics of yesterday’s yarn highlights - and I even remembered to take scenery pics! We managed to hit 8 stores. No surprise that Cherrill made friends with a dog, nor that we ran into them three times (routes often seem to sync up with others).
May 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
We hit 7 yarn stores today on the Puget Sound Local Yarn Shop Tour — from Everett up to Bellingham. Only 18 more to go! Note: only one person in this photo plans to visit all 25 stores (hint: it’s me)
May 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The arboretum in Everett has been yarn bombed for March. The tree in the first picture is sporting two wraps I made: the one on the left and the one on the bottom. I also made some of the birds hanging around, including the blue one the statue is holding
March 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Shawn O’Donnell’s is having a picture contest. If you’d like to vote (once per hour), please consider voting for this little munchkin (it’s a slightly older picture of Alex 😆) ☘️☘️

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March 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Does anyone need a deal on some ljfdslk? Safeway has it for just fldsjldsfj. One day only
January 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Reposted by Colleen Hansen aka Colleeni Martini
If you'd like some dark humor, here's a sketch I wrote about LinkedIn discussing the aftermath of the United Healthcare shooting.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHGg...
LinkedIn discusses United Healthcare
YouTube video by Steve Hofstetter
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2024 at 6:41 PM
It’s been over two weeks since I’ve heard the orange atrocity’s voice. Sadly, I know I can’t keep this up for four years.

Avoiding news is amazing though. It’s good for my mental health
November 20, 2024 at 3:47 PM
I’m pretty sure I created another meme once, but I can’t find it. So instead enjoy the recipe for my pandemic inspired cocktail, The Hansenitizer:

Muddled aloe vera gel
4oz vodka
2oz margarita mix
1oz simple syrup
Juice from one fresh-squeezed lime
1/2
November 18, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Now I just need to figure out how to delete the first account I created
November 18, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I didn’t like my handle, so I’m starting over now, before I’m in too deep.

Stealing my own meme for first post 🧶 #Crochet
November 18, 2024 at 2:30 AM