therealmankirk.bsky.social
@therealmankirk.bsky.social
If you see any other mankirks on here they're fakes I'm the only real one
He/him
Remember, if you're burning brush from your own property it's not a "bonfire" it's "yard work"
May 5, 2024 at 5:42 PM
The IN attorney general released a website for people to submit tips about the teaching of race, gender, and political ideology in schools so they could "investigate". Fortunately they haven't learned from history and it's just an open form. Be a shame if people wasted his time and resources
Eyes on Education
After our office consistently heard from student, parents, and teachers about objectionable curricula, policies, or programs affecting children, we launched the Eyes on Education portal.
www.in.gov
February 9, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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Welcome to DOES IT SCAN AS BEASTIE BOYS LYRICS, the hit show where we tell you if something scans as Beastie Boys lyrics. Today: a big YES YES Y'ALL to Away in a Manger! Take it away, Boys:
December 26, 2023 at 12:56 PM
Forgot to pack my CPAP and eye mask. Just here at the in laws, raw dogging the night
December 26, 2023 at 3:51 AM
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The two things that matter to me more than anything else as a red blooded American male

1) fairness in women’s swim meets

2) proper citation in doctoral papers
December 22, 2023 at 4:58 PM
This is my discourse. There are many like it, but this one is mine
My discourse is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life
Without me, my discourse is useless. Without my discourse, I am useless. I must dunk true. I must dunk harder Nazis who is trying to dunk on me.
December 21, 2023 at 10:10 PM
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December 21, 2023 at 8:44 AM
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DID YOU KNOW that actually you can have infinite books in your house and it’s fine, it doesn’t count as clutter and you can just stacking them higher forever
December 17, 2023 at 9:44 PM
Proud to announce my write-in campaign for the Colorado GOP primary. I'll tell the mountain rabble whatever they want to hear, my only real platform is if I win my appearance at the GOP convention will be most comparable to Chris Farley's Chippendale audition
December 20, 2023 at 5:46 PM
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[In the Atreides audience chamber]

Me: worm, worm

Other vassals of house atreides: worm, WORM

Ghola of Duncan Idaho: [pounding his lasgun] WORM, WORM, WORM!

variety.com/2023/film/ne...
Denis Villeneuve Says ‘Dune 3’ Script Is ‘Almost Finished,’ but ‘For My Mental Sanity I Mi...
Denis Villeneuve also says "Dune: Part Two" is a much better movie than "Dune."
variety.com
December 20, 2023 at 3:38 PM
Been here like 24 hours and somebody already blocked me cause they were wrong. Goddamn that's good shit
December 20, 2023 at 12:16 AM
hey just checking accumulating daily games and activities and running up streaks on them is a personality right
December 19, 2023 at 6:58 PM
At work in an actual science lab
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Freeballing my overnight oats for the week
December 18, 2023 at 10:53 PM