Remember, if you're burning brush from your own property it's not a "bonfire" it's "yard work"

The IN attorney general released a website for people to submit tips about the teaching of race, gender, and political ideology in schools so they could "investigate". Fortunately they haven't learned from history and it's just an open form. Be a shame if people wasted his time and resources

Welcome to DOES IT SCAN AS BEASTIE BOYS LYRICS, the hit show where we tell you if something scans as Beastie Boys lyrics. Today: a big YES YES Y'ALL to Away in a Manger! Take it away, Boys:

Forgot to pack my CPAP and eye mask. Just here at the in laws, raw dogging the night

The two things that matter to me more than anything else as a red blooded American male

1) fairness in women’s swim meets

2) proper citation in doctoral papers

This is my discourse. There are many like it, but this one is mine
My discourse is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life
Without me, my discourse is useless. Without my discourse, I am useless. I must dunk true. I must dunk harder Nazis who is trying to dunk on me.

DID YOU KNOW that actually you can have infinite books in your house and it’s fine, it doesn’t count as clutter and you can just stacking them higher forever

Proud to announce my write-in campaign for the Colorado GOP primary. I'll tell the mountain rabble whatever they want to hear, my only real platform is if I win my appearance at the GOP convention will be most comparable to Chris Farley's Chippendale audition

[In the Atreides audience chamber]

Me: worm, worm

Other vassals of house atreides: worm, WORM

Ghola of Duncan Idaho: [pounding his lasgun] WORM, WORM, WORM!

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Been here like 24 hours and somebody already blocked me cause they were wrong. Goddamn that's good shit

hey just checking accumulating daily games and activities and running up streaks on them is a personality right

At work in an actual science lab
Vs
Freeballing my overnight oats for the week