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Miss Havisham’s Ghost
@therealjocelynj.bsky.social
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Woman in Tech™️. Advocate of pay transparency & equity. Mother of Florence 🌈 & Vivienne. Haver of migraines (chronic) & pronouns (she/her) 📍 Hell’s Kitchen
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Screenshot from the article: “"Council Member Shaun Abreu should stop fearmongering and smearing our brave law enforcement who are facing 1000% increase in assaults against them and an nearly 8000% increase in death threats," she said in a written statement.”
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Holy shit he’s two years younger than me
A selfie of Jocelyn, a human woman, wearing a white v-neck top and light purple glasses. Her hair is magenta and she is smiling slightly bc she knows she looks a million times hotter than the sad Republican man who is younger than she is
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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A photo of Vivienne, a small tan & white Italian greyhound, with her mouth open wide in what looks like a scream, photoshopped against a background of the word “FUCK” repeated in multicolor neon
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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A normal country that is doing just fine!!!
A screenshot of a Wall Street Journal article with the headline “Italian pasta is poised to disappear from American grocery shelves” and the caption “Your favorite Italian-origin fusilli and macaroni are poised to disappear from U.S. supermarket shelves. Italy's biggest pasta exporters say import and antidumping duties totaling 107% on their pasta brands will make doing business in the U.S. too costly.”
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Oh haha it all makes sense now
A screenshot that reads “Katherine believes that free speech is essential to promoting American Dynamism. She is a proud champion of new media companies and academic centers that promote free speech and free thought. She serves on the boards of The Free Press and the Mercatus Center at George Mason University”
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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What if you just sent him all the art you’ve made of Vivi like idk
An absolutely incredible work of art featuring the under the bed scene from the 6th sense but with Vivi, an Italian greyhound, and Sir Reginald, a caterpillar plushie, photoshopped in
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Miss my goofy precious baguette thief 💗
A screenshot of a Facebook memory featuring two photos of a beautiful black & white Italian greyhound with a slice of baguette in her mouth. The caption says “On this day 8 years ago: Dropped a slice of baguette and Florence "lightning legs" James managed to snap it up. To say she was pleased with herself would be an understatement.”
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Moulin Rouge for the 7th time & finally sat in the CanCan seats!!
A photo of Jocelyn and two friends sitting at a small table directly up against the stage of the Moulin Rouge musical on Broadway
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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When you hate wearing your sweater but love stealing it out of the closet & running around with it
A photo of Vivienne, a small tan & white Italian greyhound, reclining on a green velvet sofa. She is looking down at a neon pink fuzzy sweater held between her front paws
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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We see you 💗
A photo of a small tan & white Italian greyhound wearing a pink jacket and standing on a wooden park bench
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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I am kicking things off with a $100 donation and will match anyone’s donation up to $500, which should get her the amount she needs for malnutrition treatment & food 💗 (2/2)
A screenshot that shows a donation of $100 to Reem’s GoFundMe
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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WE DID IT!!!!!!!
A photo of a television screen with the headline “Zohran Mamdani wins New York City mayor’s race”
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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The good news is it does not seem to be making a difference
A photo of an advertising kiosk on a Manhattan street featuring an ad from Kalshi betting that shows Mamdani up 90% and Cuomo down 10%
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Haha I love our free & fair elections!!!
Screenshot of an NPR post featuring a photo of trump and a caption that reads “The president inaccurately called the Democratic nominee a "communist" and said Andrew Cuomo is the city's only hope. Trump warns he'd cut NYC funds if Mamdani wins, urges voters to back Cuomo instead”
November 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Today’s the day New York!!! Let’s get out there and DO THIS THING!!!!
A photo of a sticker on a telephone pole on a Manhattan street. The sticker says “Zohran for New York City. Vote Tuesday November 4 for a city we can afford!” and features a photo of a smiling Zohran Mamdani
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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People say we look alike??
A photo of Jocelyn, a woman with long wavy magenta hair, with Vivienne, a small tan & white Italian greyhound, on her lap. They are both squinting into the sun with the exact same facial expression.
November 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Should I tell them Vivi isn’t old enough to vote
A text that reads “Jocelyn, our records show that you voted in 2024 but someone in your household did not vote in 2024. Who you vote for is private but whether you vote is public information. This Tuesday is Election Day in NYC, so make sure your entire household votes! -YourVote Stop to end”
November 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Fit check for my napalm era
A composite image with the character Mira from KPop Demon Hunters on the left, and Jocelyn dressed as the character on the right
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Halloween hair 💁🏼‍♀️ Can anyone guess what my costume is gonna be??
A selfie of Jocelyn, a human woman with long straight hot pink hair, wearing pale purple glasses and slightly smiling
October 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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I am so sorry but the party names these narcissists invent for themselves is top tier comedy gold
A photo of part of an NYC mayoral ballot that shows Andrew Cuomo is the “fight and deliver” party; meanwhile Eric Adams is running on the “safe & affordable/end antisemitism” party
October 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Happy birthday!!
A photo of Vivienne, a small tan & white Italian greyhound, lying on a green velvet sofa with all her legs up in the air and her ears standing on end
October 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Vivi says time to TURN TF OUT for Zohran, NYC!!!
A photo of a woman’s manicured hand holding a ballot envelope in front of a blue mailbox on a Manhattan street. Vivienne, a small tan & white Italian greyhound, stands best to the mailbox with her ears perked up.
October 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Shoutout to anyone who gets the reference
A photo of a baby onesie with the words “chapter one: I am born” under a drawing of a book
October 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Tonight’s sittovation
A photo of Vivienne, a small tan & white Italian greyhound, sitting on a floral blanket on a green velvet sofa. She is sitting mostly upright with one of her front paws tucked against her and one of her back legs sort of hovering
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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“Go to my website andrew cuomo dot com” lmaoooo it’s giving
October 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM