Eric DaSilva Comedian/Writer/Comic Nerd/ Noble Jerk
@therealericdasilva.bsky.social
Comedy Album: Adorably Offensive
Comic Book: DANGER!!! Squad
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Comic Book: DANGER!!! Squad
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Ambien- Don’t follow your dreams, just black out, hook up with them, with no safe word.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Ambien- Don’t follow your dreams, just black out, hook up with them, with no safe word.
#ThingsHaveChanged :
Beauty Salons are now just called Salons.
Because lot of you came out, just as ugly as you went in.
Beauty Salons are now just called Salons.
Because lot of you came out, just as ugly as you went in.
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
#ThingsHaveChanged :
Beauty Salons are now just called Salons.
Because lot of you came out, just as ugly as you went in.
Beauty Salons are now just called Salons.
Because lot of you came out, just as ugly as you went in.
Come on people,
JD Vance is not banging Charlie Kirk’s wife!
She looks nothing like a sofa.
She’s got more of a body pillow vibe.
JD Vance is not banging Charlie Kirk’s wife!
She looks nothing like a sofa.
She’s got more of a body pillow vibe.
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Come on people,
JD Vance is not banging Charlie Kirk’s wife!
She looks nothing like a sofa.
She’s got more of a body pillow vibe.
JD Vance is not banging Charlie Kirk’s wife!
She looks nothing like a sofa.
She’s got more of a body pillow vibe.
If I’m being honest, any weight loss progress I’ve made, is only to keep at bay the damage I’m going to do from Halloween to New Years.
October 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If I’m being honest, any weight loss progress I’ve made, is only to keep at bay the damage I’m going to do from Halloween to New Years.
SINGLE LIFE LESSON:
APPARENTLY ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY WANT THE ‘PRINCESS TREATMENT’
DOESN’T MEAN THE PART
WHEN THEY’RE CAPTURED.
APPARENTLY ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY WANT THE ‘PRINCESS TREATMENT’
DOESN’T MEAN THE PART
WHEN THEY’RE CAPTURED.
October 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
SINGLE LIFE LESSON:
APPARENTLY ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY WANT THE ‘PRINCESS TREATMENT’
DOESN’T MEAN THE PART
WHEN THEY’RE CAPTURED.
APPARENTLY ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY WANT THE ‘PRINCESS TREATMENT’
DOESN’T MEAN THE PART
WHEN THEY’RE CAPTURED.
Make a movie food:
My Big Fat Greek Salad Wedding
Space Meatballs
Beauty and the Mr. Beast Burger
My Big Fat Greek Salad Wedding
Space Meatballs
Beauty and the Mr. Beast Burger
Make a movie food:
Schindler's Grocery List
Schindler's Grocery List
October 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Make a movie food:
My Big Fat Greek Salad Wedding
Space Meatballs
Beauty and the Mr. Beast Burger
My Big Fat Greek Salad Wedding
Space Meatballs
Beauty and the Mr. Beast Burger
I'm not sure if love or math is the true universal language, but sex work is the Venn diagram where they meet
October 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I'm not sure if love or math is the true universal language, but sex work is the Venn diagram where they meet
Eyes are the windows to where your soul is supposed to be.
October 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Eyes are the windows to where your soul is supposed to be.
AT THIS POINT THERE SHOULD BE DRINKING GAME CALLED:
RED SKULL, COBRA COMMANDER OR TRUMP: WHERE YOU NAME A PLOT & HAVE TO SAY WHO DID IT
RED SKULL, COBRA COMMANDER OR TRUMP: WHERE YOU NAME A PLOT & HAVE TO SAY WHO DID IT
October 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
AT THIS POINT THERE SHOULD BE DRINKING GAME CALLED:
RED SKULL, COBRA COMMANDER OR TRUMP: WHERE YOU NAME A PLOT & HAVE TO SAY WHO DID IT
RED SKULL, COBRA COMMANDER OR TRUMP: WHERE YOU NAME A PLOT & HAVE TO SAY WHO DID IT
“Fact:Abortions, Gay Marriage & immigrants have killed more Americans than mass shootings.”
-Said climate change denying conspiracy theorist
-Said climate change denying conspiracy theorist
October 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“Fact:Abortions, Gay Marriage & immigrants have killed more Americans than mass shootings.”
-Said climate change denying conspiracy theorist
-Said climate change denying conspiracy theorist
Things I miss:
-Vans with D&D/Metal art work
-Blind musicians
-IRL co-op gaming
-Fast music about American history
-Critical thinking
-Vans with D&D/Metal art work
-Blind musicians
-IRL co-op gaming
-Fast music about American history
-Critical thinking
October 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Things I miss:
-Vans with D&D/Metal art work
-Blind musicians
-IRL co-op gaming
-Fast music about American history
-Critical thinking
-Vans with D&D/Metal art work
-Blind musicians
-IRL co-op gaming
-Fast music about American history
-Critical thinking
Ethical Non Monogamy is the Custodial Engineer of dating.
Thank you for your service. 🫡
Thank you for your service. 🫡
September 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Ethical Non Monogamy is the Custodial Engineer of dating.
Thank you for your service. 🫡
Thank you for your service. 🫡
Today I learned something really important.
Unfortunately I’m really forgetful and what were we talking about?
Unfortunately I’m really forgetful and what were we talking about?
September 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Today I learned something really important.
Unfortunately I’m really forgetful and what were we talking about?
Unfortunately I’m really forgetful and what were we talking about?
These days a remake of Three’s Company would be called: Throuple Trouble
September 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
These days a remake of Three’s Company would be called: Throuple Trouble
Science!
September 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Science!
IF TYLENOL REALLY CAUSED AUTISM WE’D ALL BE BETTER AT MATH.
September 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
IF TYLENOL REALLY CAUSED AUTISM WE’D ALL BE BETTER AT MATH.
September 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Dumb dumb science
September 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Dumb dumb science
I feel like I should post more here…here…here…he-ear
September 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I feel like I should post more here…here…here…he-ear
August 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Radio active shrimp?
Under RFK JR’s watch?
Honestly, at this point I’m surprised it’s just radiation.
Under RFK JR’s watch?
Honestly, at this point I’m surprised it’s just radiation.
August 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Radio active shrimp?
Under RFK JR’s watch?
Honestly, at this point I’m surprised it’s just radiation.
Under RFK JR’s watch?
Honestly, at this point I’m surprised it’s just radiation.
August 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
TRUMP ANNOUNCING MILITARY CONTROL OF DC TOTALLY MEANS TRUMP’S NAME IS IN EPSTEIN LIST.
August 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
TRUMP ANNOUNCING MILITARY CONTROL OF DC TOTALLY MEANS TRUMP’S NAME IS IN EPSTEIN LIST.
Having Mr. Garrison as a Trump avatar was fun.
Having Trump as the new Sadam Hussein is hilarious.
I wanna a ‘6 Days To Air’ sequel just on this episode.
Nice job South Park🫡
Having Trump as the new Sadam Hussein is hilarious.
I wanna a ‘6 Days To Air’ sequel just on this episode.
Nice job South Park🫡
July 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Having Mr. Garrison as a Trump avatar was fun.
Having Trump as the new Sadam Hussein is hilarious.
I wanna a ‘6 Days To Air’ sequel just on this episode.
Nice job South Park🫡
Having Trump as the new Sadam Hussein is hilarious.
I wanna a ‘6 Days To Air’ sequel just on this episode.
Nice job South Park🫡
Heads up:
I’m making chili tonight for dinner.
If you don’t hear from me tomorrow it’s because my kid’s farts killed me.
I’m making chili tonight for dinner.
If you don’t hear from me tomorrow it’s because my kid’s farts killed me.
July 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Heads up:
I’m making chili tonight for dinner.
If you don’t hear from me tomorrow it’s because my kid’s farts killed me.
I’m making chili tonight for dinner.
If you don’t hear from me tomorrow it’s because my kid’s farts killed me.