Ooh...that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that.

So we’re all in agreement; he’s an idiot.

His argument is nonsensical. I assume he has no pets of his own, because if he did, he’d know a pet is family. Would he name his daughter “Mittens” or his son “Patches”? Only if he was insane. I’ve had a number of pets, including a kitten and a tarantula, both named Dave and a dog named Jack.

Oh, jeez, man! I hope you and your wife are both okay!

I thought Trump said he doesn’t draw? When that Epstein birthday card thing came out, I definitely recall him saying he doesn’t draw…

Even better: The original budget was $4 million. It ended up costing $13 million.

Where did that money go?!

I know way too much about this film.

So. Much.

True story: The “script” was only 45 pages long.

Early 80s? Survey says…COCAINE!

So many good characters in the watch. The next three books—Feet of Clay, Hogfather and Jingo—are probably my favorites.

I do love the witch books, but my favorites are the ones involving the City Watch. Vimes’ Journey is fascinating, especially knowing he doesn’t want to be a part of most of it, aside from his relationship with Sybil.

TRANSLATION: ”Please pay attention to MEEEEEEEEE! I’m important! Really!”

Did they at least recommend someplace?!

Well, I s’pose that’s one way to do it, but not really what I’d call, you know, recommended.