The Real Dark Lord
@therealdarklord.bsky.social
I’m the OG real Dark Lord. All the rest are posers.
Gambling ads on CNN now? JFC they have no shame.
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Gambling ads on CNN now? JFC they have no shame.
I think Grave of the Fireflies needs a live action remake with Ariana Grande.
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I think Grave of the Fireflies needs a live action remake with Ariana Grande.
Why must mushrooms attack us? Is it that we chase mushrooms? With enough of them, we could lay waste to their fields and conquer their lands.
November 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Why must mushrooms attack us? Is it that we chase mushrooms? With enough of them, we could lay waste to their fields and conquer their lands.
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The National Guard members and Marines have carried out exactly one temporary detainment. That’s it. It cost at least $134 million. interc.pt/4e9lMfl
June 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The National Guard members and Marines have carried out exactly one temporary detainment. That’s it. It cost at least $134 million. interc.pt/4e9lMfl
Stop anthropomorphizing the universe.
June 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Stop anthropomorphizing the universe.
Bought Gordon Ramsey branded beef Wellington bites from Costco and I want to corner him and tell them they taste like despair took a bunch of sadness laxatives and shat out this trash as an insult to every god in every culture.
May 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Bought Gordon Ramsey branded beef Wellington bites from Costco and I want to corner him and tell them they taste like despair took a bunch of sadness laxatives and shat out this trash as an insult to every god in every culture.
What we clearly need is a dating app for ghosts.
May 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
What we clearly need is a dating app for ghosts.
Kale is just leaf-shaped despair.
May 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Kale is just leaf-shaped despair.
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In the same way that Trump should have gone to prison for a wide variety of things after his first admin but didn't, and many people called it that he wouldn't, don't hold out hope for DOGE staff or whatever to wind up in jail. They system doesn't work that way.
May 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
In the same way that Trump should have gone to prison for a wide variety of things after his first admin but didn't, and many people called it that he wouldn't, don't hold out hope for DOGE staff or whatever to wind up in jail. They system doesn't work that way.
Ghosts are real, but they’re only allowed in Louisiana, Ireland, and Japan.
May 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Ghosts are real, but they’re only allowed in Louisiana, Ireland, and Japan.
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If you've ever said, "It won't be that bad" or "The courts will stop him," just know: this bill makes it so they can't.
May 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If you've ever said, "It won't be that bad" or "The courts will stop him," just know: this bill makes it so they can't.
Finally found a use for AI: I use it to talk shit about bad movies I’m watching and it gives me hot takes.
May 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Finally found a use for AI: I use it to talk shit about bad movies I’m watching and it gives me hot takes.
Watching Nosferatu and Nicholas Hoult just got assaulted by Gypsy rave choreography.
May 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Watching Nosferatu and Nicholas Hoult just got assaulted by Gypsy rave choreography.
What’s a hill you’ll die on that sounds completely unserious but you 100% mean it?
I’ll go first:
Cold pizza is better than hot pizza. It has character. It’s seen things.
I’ll go first:
Cold pizza is better than hot pizza. It has character. It’s seen things.
May 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
What’s a hill you’ll die on that sounds completely unserious but you 100% mean it?
I’ll go first:
Cold pizza is better than hot pizza. It has character. It’s seen things.
I’ll go first:
Cold pizza is better than hot pizza. It has character. It’s seen things.
I know. Let’s raise taxes and then threaten businesses to not pass on those taxes.
That’s called a tax increase for businesses. It’s also being a strongman.
That’s called a tax increase for businesses. It’s also being a strongman.
From Target to Walmart, retailers are fighting two battles at once: a financial battle to keep costs low in the face of new tariffs, and a political one to avoid the president's wrath.
Retailers feel pressure to eat the price increases from tariffs
From Target to Walmart, retailers are fighting two battles at once: a financial battle to keep costs low in the face of new tariffs, and a political one to avoid the president's wrath.
www.npr.org
May 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I know. Let’s raise taxes and then threaten businesses to not pass on those taxes.
That’s called a tax increase for businesses. It’s also being a strongman.
That’s called a tax increase for businesses. It’s also being a strongman.
There’s always that one person in the office whose mouth moves faster than their brain and every day you have to chant to yourself, “no, you can’t tell them to shut the fuck up.”
May 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
There’s always that one person in the office whose mouth moves faster than their brain and every day you have to chant to yourself, “no, you can’t tell them to shut the fuck up.”
Finally finished Your Lie in April and it mostly just reminded me of what early burnout feels like.
May 11, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Finally finished Your Lie in April and it mostly just reminded me of what early burnout feels like.
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I say this without a hint of sarcasm. The Armageddon DVD commentary is the finest work of Ben Affleck’s career.
May 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I say this without a hint of sarcasm. The Armageddon DVD commentary is the finest work of Ben Affleck’s career.
LinkedIn seems to be full of career influencers trying to sell you their newsletter.
This is the way things should be.
This is the way things should be.
May 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
LinkedIn seems to be full of career influencers trying to sell you their newsletter.
This is the way things should be.
This is the way things should be.
Recently got asked to come up
with ideas and to document the ideas I didn’t have.
Going forward, if you can’t think of anything, it needs to be documented.
with ideas and to document the ideas I didn’t have.
Going forward, if you can’t think of anything, it needs to be documented.
May 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Recently got asked to come up
with ideas and to document the ideas I didn’t have.
Going forward, if you can’t think of anything, it needs to be documented.
with ideas and to document the ideas I didn’t have.
Going forward, if you can’t think of anything, it needs to be documented.
I always see people setting up AI agents for email. Who the hell reads email?
May 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I always see people setting up AI agents for email. Who the hell reads email?
Just throwing it out there that Mein Kampf is banned in Germany…
April 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Just throwing it out there that Mein Kampf is banned in Germany…
Just gonna say it: the new Ghost album sounds like Journey.
April 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Just gonna say it: the new Ghost album sounds like Journey.