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Please follow me on YouTube:
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January 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I am the news
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Script for my upcoming parody video :))
January 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Script for my upcoming parody video :))
I cannot see what this is a reply to because i tend to get blocked by bee movie enjoyers :((
December 24, 2024 at 2:31 AM
I cannot see what this is a reply to because i tend to get blocked by bee movie enjoyers :((
Barry is a omega male because he refuses to give up his benis, thats how he gets the girl; semen retention
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Of art, and the Platonic Man
Of art, and the Platonic Man Art has existed for most of the last 6000 years of human history. Frequent in early examples of art, were depictions of female fertility. The earliest art is best though...
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December 23, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Barry is a omega male because he refuses to give up his benis, thats how he gets the girl; semen retention
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Could you read this live for me
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Of art, and the Platonic Man
Of art, and the Platonic Man Art has existed for most of the last 6000 years of human history. Frequent in early examples of art, were depictions of female fertility. The earliest art is best though...
docs.google.com
December 23, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Could you read this live for me
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
No read this instead:
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Of art, and the Platonic Man
Of art, and the Platonic Man Art has existed for most of the last 6000 years of human history. Frequent in early examples of art, were depictions of female fertility. The earliest art is best though...
docs.google.com
December 23, 2024 at 5:51 PM
No read this instead:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I think you are mistaking bees for fruits. Fruits have seeds and are obviously girls, making veggietales butch lesbian pornography. Meanwhile, Bees have a benis, making them boys.
December 23, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I think you are mistaking bees for fruits. Fruits have seeds and are obviously girls, making veggietales butch lesbian pornography. Meanwhile, Bees have a benis, making them boys.
Please call and read them this in a very serious voice.
We cannot spread our gospel without you
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We cannot spread our gospel without you
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Of art, and the Platonic Man
Of art, and the Platonic Man Art has existed for most of the last 6000 years of human history. Frequent in early examples of art, were depictions of female fertility. The earliest art is best though...
docs.google.com
December 23, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Please call and read them this in a very serious voice.
We cannot spread our gospel without you
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
We cannot spread our gospel without you
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Im better, faster, and stronger
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Of art, and the Platonic Man
Of art, and the Platonic Man Art has existed for most of the last 6000 years of human history. Frequent in early examples of art, were depictions of female fertility. The earliest art is best though...
docs.google.com
December 23, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Im better, faster, and stronger
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
We prefer him here:
a cartoon bee is standing on a stack of blue boxes
ALT: a cartoon bee is standing on a stack of blue boxes
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December 23, 2024 at 5:39 PM
We prefer him here:
Should i test his reading comprehension
December 23, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Should i test his reading comprehension
We also have the special privilege of being one of the few places where hitting kids is considered a non abusive form of punishment
December 17, 2024 at 12:50 PM
We also have the special privilege of being one of the few places where hitting kids is considered a non abusive form of punishment
What about those of us who want to make out with normal sized grasshoppers. Some of us have spent years lusting over hopper from bugs life, and have already come to terms with the fact he cannot embrace our face with his mandibles because he is just a little guy.
December 17, 2024 at 12:47 PM
What about those of us who want to make out with normal sized grasshoppers. Some of us have spent years lusting over hopper from bugs life, and have already come to terms with the fact he cannot embrace our face with his mandibles because he is just a little guy.
Pretty sure that's how Elon ended up buying Twitter
December 17, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Pretty sure that's how Elon ended up buying Twitter
Just hearing the guy posting is actually a bastard so maybe too much credit 🙃
December 14, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Just hearing the guy posting is actually a bastard so maybe too much credit 🙃
If I had to take a swing,
Id say satirizing the weirdos claiming he is a working class average guy, and the medias effort to paint him as one of us (specifically country Republicans)
The whole fat Iowan thing being an existing trope to tie in, and ozympic being a current event to tie in to
Id say satirizing the weirdos claiming he is a working class average guy, and the medias effort to paint him as one of us (specifically country Republicans)
The whole fat Iowan thing being an existing trope to tie in, and ozympic being a current event to tie in to
December 14, 2024 at 5:53 PM
If I had to take a swing,
Id say satirizing the weirdos claiming he is a working class average guy, and the medias effort to paint him as one of us (specifically country Republicans)
The whole fat Iowan thing being an existing trope to tie in, and ozympic being a current event to tie in to
Id say satirizing the weirdos claiming he is a working class average guy, and the medias effort to paint him as one of us (specifically country Republicans)
The whole fat Iowan thing being an existing trope to tie in, and ozympic being a current event to tie in to
That's the fun in it. The knowledge that no matter how insane my claims get eventually someone will hold them un-ironically
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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The Baby Bottle Scourge
This script is now recorded and live at In this video essay I will explain how the 90s and early 2000s candy brand "baby bottle pop" contributed to the feminization of millennial/zoomer men and bo...
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December 12, 2024 at 2:50 PM
That's the fun in it. The knowledge that no matter how insane my claims get eventually someone will hold them un-ironically
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
The British are subhuman bean eaters.
Eating beans is the same as abortion.
Just ask Pythagoras
Eating beans is the same as abortion.
Just ask Pythagoras
December 8, 2024 at 10:22 PM
The British are subhuman bean eaters.
Eating beans is the same as abortion.
Just ask Pythagoras
Eating beans is the same as abortion.
Just ask Pythagoras
I believe the word is "Minecraft YouTuber"
December 8, 2024 at 7:49 PM
I believe the word is "Minecraft YouTuber"
I thank my hero Barry b Benson. He taught me that having a fuzzy butt attracts femoids
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Of art, and the Platonic Man
Of art, and the Platonic Man Art has existed for most of the last 6000 years of human history. Frequent in early examples of art, were depictions of female fertility. The earliest art is best though...
docs.google.com
December 8, 2024 at 6:50 AM
I thank my hero Barry b Benson. He taught me that having a fuzzy butt attracts femoids
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Someone should send this to the NYPD
December 8, 2024 at 6:32 AM
Someone should send this to the NYPD
How can he afford a gun with Monopoly money
December 8, 2024 at 6:29 AM
How can he afford a gun with Monopoly money