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TW: transphobia, homophobia, racism ECT
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Hard hitting reporting from Timmy Conman on the current biggest crisis facing America:
The Baby Bottle Pop
youtu.be/ztAvJQcP6bs?...
#Politics #parody #comedy
The Baby Bottle Scourge
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Blud plagiarized Wikipedia, likely based his post on an ai summary of this Wikipedia article
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panama_....
December 22, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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imagine your job is to not shit your pants but you go ahead and shit your pants and you let everyone know you shit your pants. that’s kinda like the nypd finding a backpack full of monopoly money and letting that news story get out lol
December 9, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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One of the best pieces of satire covering modern conservative "honest debate" videos.
December 8, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Pythagoras himself knew that God made beans in his image, just like humans. This is why if you look closely at a bean is exactly identical in shape to a human fetus.
Despite this the British continue to consume beans on toast as a daily ritual. Disgusting
December 8, 2024 at 5:45 AM
So much for the tolerant left.
What happened to the so-called liberal value of "profits before people"
the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic
December 4, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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a Pro-Palestine essay rejecting pacifism was banned at MIT for "threatening" the "safety and well-being" of students but in the same article they detail the Israeli military funding student research and Im compelled to ask: do they think the IDF is the 4H club?
www.insidehighered.com/news/student...
Pro-Palestine zine cannot be distributed on campus, MIT says
The controversy arose over an essay critiquing pacifism, which administrators said made some students concerned for their “safety and well-being.”
www.insidehighered.com
December 4, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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bad day for incels everywhere, the south korean incel revolution has failed
December 3, 2024 at 4:10 PM
In honor of getting 13 followers in one day (love you all thanks) I'm gonna share script for my next video.

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Of art, and the Platonic Man
Of art, and the Platonic Man Art has existed for most of the last 6000 years of human history. Frequent in early examples of art, were depictions of female fertility. The earliest art is best though...
docs.google.com
November 30, 2024 at 11:24 PM
You write one conspiracy about candy "wife" from flapjack and suddenly no one takes you seriously anymore.
November 30, 2024 at 7:56 PM
News alert:
Most moral army in the world has just bombed Lebanon despite ceasefire. Glad to see they know rules only apply to the unjust!
November 30, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Still trying to figure out how to run this project. I have a lot of writings waiting on narration time to be available.
Thinking about sharing them here if people would be interested.
November 30, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Hard hitting reporting from Timmy Conman on the current biggest crisis facing America:
The Baby Bottle Pop
youtu.be/ztAvJQcP6bs?...
#Politics #parody #comedy
The Baby Bottle Scourge
YouTube video by Conservative Christian News Network
youtu.be
November 24, 2024 at 2:13 PM