TheRatmanIsHere!
@theratmanreturns.bsky.social
Guy in Mid 20s
What’s that? Ratman is evolving!
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Your Ratman has evolved into TheRatman!
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Your Ratman has evolved into TheRatman!
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Fool, who do think will pick clean your bones once they have fed?
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Fool, who do think will pick clean your bones once they have fed?
🎶 Big Acorn on his hip 🎶
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
🎶 Big Acorn on his hip 🎶
Didn’t he say to release the files?
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Didn’t he say to release the files?
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My god, I sure am witnessing those horrors
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
My god, I sure am witnessing those horrors
Honestly? Pretty weird that a character from a internet series 30 years in the future made it into Home Alone 2 but it surprisingly works.
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Honestly? Pretty weird that a character from a internet series 30 years in the future made it into Home Alone 2 but it surprisingly works.
Or at least would be competent enough to not sink the US economy within a year
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Or at least would be competent enough to not sink the US economy within a year
My guess is probably not. It’s well-known that a lot of ICE agents are either untrained goons or don’t really give a shit about the law. I highly doubt they’re sitting down to write reports or getting the OK from their superior officer.
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
My guess is probably not. It’s well-known that a lot of ICE agents are either untrained goons or don’t really give a shit about the law. I highly doubt they’re sitting down to write reports or getting the OK from their superior officer.
Blue MAGA, check his profile and replies
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Blue MAGA, check his profile and replies
Or whoaburger?
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Or whoaburger?
Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t it’s original purpose similar to the Cowboy hat where it was used by ranch hands for the same purposes?
If I am wrong, I apologize. I wasn’t trying to be rude or insensitive, I was trying to make a comparison.
If I am wrong, I apologize. I wasn’t trying to be rude or insensitive, I was trying to make a comparison.
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t it’s original purpose similar to the Cowboy hat where it was used by ranch hands for the same purposes?
If I am wrong, I apologize. I wasn’t trying to be rude or insensitive, I was trying to make a comparison.
If I am wrong, I apologize. I wasn’t trying to be rude or insensitive, I was trying to make a comparison.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate people for wearing cowboy hats specifically, it’s people who pretend to be “country” but are actually the farthest thing from it. It’s like with MAGA Christians, they’re more worried about the aesthetic and what that means as opposed to actually living up to it.
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate people for wearing cowboy hats specifically, it’s people who pretend to be “country” but are actually the farthest thing from it. It’s like with MAGA Christians, they’re more worried about the aesthetic and what that means as opposed to actually living up to it.
MAGA hats
Anyone with a backwards cap
A combination of the three
Anyone with a backwards cap
A combination of the three
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
MAGA hats
Anyone with a backwards cap
A combination of the three
Anyone with a backwards cap
A combination of the three
Mm fair point
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Mm fair point
I scratched my throat a bit when practicing an NPC’s voice for a DnD campaign and was out of commission for a week
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I scratched my throat a bit when practicing an NPC’s voice for a DnD campaign and was out of commission for a week
More 80s-90s version of PG-13?
November 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
More 80s-90s version of PG-13?
I literally have pictures of the egg section of the grocery store dating back to 2023. They have gone from 99 cents to almost $3.59 for the regular dozens alone.
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I literally have pictures of the egg section of the grocery store dating back to 2023. They have gone from 99 cents to almost $3.59 for the regular dozens alone.
That’s what I meant. He’s the exact type of person to do this sort of thing. I see plenty of morons like this on the regular,
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
That’s what I meant. He’s the exact type of person to do this sort of thing. I see plenty of morons like this on the regular,
I choose to live not for my own sake but to know I outlived my enemies
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I choose to live not for my own sake but to know I outlived my enemies
Dumbass was walking the wrong in traffic and got mad when he got bumped. I bet a lot of money he drives a Pavement Princess too.
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Dumbass was walking the wrong in traffic and got mad when he got bumped. I bet a lot of money he drives a Pavement Princess too.
Yup, there are four people in this world I don’t fuck with and one is wearing a Cowboy hat outside of any sort of farming community or specific event.
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Yup, there are four people in this world I don’t fuck with and one is wearing a Cowboy hat outside of any sort of farming community or specific event.
Why the fuck did he do that in the first place?
November 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Why the fuck did he do that in the first place?