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TheRatmanIsHere!
@theratmanreturns.bsky.social
Guy in Mid 20s

What’s that? Ratman is evolving!
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Your Ratman has evolved into TheRatman!

He/his
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Fine here’s your blood money
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Me too buddy, me too
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Day XYZ of College: If I can go the rest of my life without ventilating a wig, I will do it. Unless I ABSOLUTELY need to, I will avoid this like the plague.
November 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Day XXX of College: Heads, Hands and Homemade Brass Tools
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Wait, there are 4 guys?

Always have been
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
November 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Day - of College

Man Man (Man wearing Man as a suit)
October 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November
October 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Just found out we had to put down one of our family cats.

She had some kind of viral infection that had gotten bad over the past few days and my mom decided to take her to the vet. Apparently it was too much for her to handle.

Love you Luna, we weren’t always friends but I loved you the same
October 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Day X of College: Sunfish Man
October 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Day 10/11/12 of College - Covered in goop
October 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Pittsburgh!
October 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
October 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Can confirm. No Kings Protest was fun. 10/10 would protest again.

#NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
On my way to protest the government.
This is Ratman going dark

#NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I thought this was a joke when I saw it. I love every second of it
October 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Day 8-9 of College: Disapprove
October 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Day (fuck idk I stop trying to count these out, I think like 6 or 7?) Of College: UwU Asserts Dominance over you
October 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
October 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Day 3 (Semester 2) of College: NO PLEASE, IM NOT GAY ENOUGH FOR THIS
October 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
W/o downloading anything new - where are you mentally?
October 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Day 1: Semester 2 [BONUS] - Guess who’s learning Zbrush
October 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Day 1 (Sem. 2) - Guess who’s back?
October 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM