So funny to me that Palworld presents Chikipi as a weak pal that breeds in huge numbers, then you find out they learn Implode at a level they never reach in the wild. Everyone is desperately eating them to stop them from blowing up Palpagos. Eating Chikipi is self defense. In this essay I will

me, a fool: okay got my flu shot for the year, man that didn't hurt at all and I don't feel anything! no consequences! nice!

me at 9 pm: oh god I'm so tired but if I nap now I just know I'll fuck up my schedule even worse than usu--zzz

me after sleeping 13 hours, regretting nothing: