If I was wildly rich, the first thing I would do, after buying a fancy home, is hire a personal chef to make all my family's meals delicious and well balanced.

Good riddance 2024. The year in which everything unexpectedly turned into a million dumpster fires (sometimes literally) for our family. Here's hoping 2025 has fewer dumpster fires in store.

Slowly migrating over to Bluesky by locating everyone who has migrated over here then unfollowing everyone on Twitter. Going to burn down my account on the way out to keep me from going back.

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