Celeste
@thequeenoffilth.bsky.social
Comedy attempter (sometimes successful). Streamer (occasionally). Woman (thoroughly debated).
Cool that most of the country cheered "we've been pressed for too long" when a CEO is murdered but doesn't understand why Palestinians might fight against Israel
February 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Cool that most of the country cheered "we've been pressed for too long" when a CEO is murdered but doesn't understand why Palestinians might fight against Israel
I should write more posts on Bluesky
January 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I should write more posts on Bluesky
MySpace Tom is feeling pretty smug right now I bet.
January 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
MySpace Tom is feeling pretty smug right now I bet.
I never had a successful post on the bad site (or anywhere), but if there's one that I think was deserved love it was the one that just read
"Sophie's Choice Roast Beef"
Maybe I should have put in the effort and made it an image
"Sophie's Choice Roast Beef"
Maybe I should have put in the effort and made it an image
January 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I never had a successful post on the bad site (or anywhere), but if there's one that I think was deserved love it was the one that just read
"Sophie's Choice Roast Beef"
Maybe I should have put in the effort and made it an image
"Sophie's Choice Roast Beef"
Maybe I should have put in the effort and made it an image
Not a New Year's resolution, but I took a step back from gaming. My wallet definitely thanks me.
Note: I have nothing against gaming, it just isn't conducive to the life I want to live
Note: I have nothing against gaming, it just isn't conducive to the life I want to live
January 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Not a New Year's resolution, but I took a step back from gaming. My wallet definitely thanks me.
Note: I have nothing against gaming, it just isn't conducive to the life I want to live
Note: I have nothing against gaming, it just isn't conducive to the life I want to live
Me: I have an aversion to strong smells
My roommate: *sprays strong perfumes and bleach every day*
My roommate: *sprays strong perfumes and bleach every day*
January 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Me: I have an aversion to strong smells
My roommate: *sprays strong perfumes and bleach every day*
My roommate: *sprays strong perfumes and bleach every day*
This and "I should wear makeup"
girl who says "i should voice train" like everyday but still doesnt
December 29, 2024 at 11:27 PM
This and "I should wear makeup"
Customer coming into GameStop holding a PS4 with bugs dropping out of it: "Yeah, I'd like to get money for this."
Me: "Sorry I can't take it in that condition"
The pile of cockroaches on the floor: "Man, this is bullshit! We came all the way up here for nothin'!"
Me: "Sorry I can't take it in that condition"
The pile of cockroaches on the floor: "Man, this is bullshit! We came all the way up here for nothin'!"
December 28, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Customer coming into GameStop holding a PS4 with bugs dropping out of it: "Yeah, I'd like to get money for this."
Me: "Sorry I can't take it in that condition"
The pile of cockroaches on the floor: "Man, this is bullshit! We came all the way up here for nothin'!"
Me: "Sorry I can't take it in that condition"
The pile of cockroaches on the floor: "Man, this is bullshit! We came all the way up here for nothin'!"
What if christians got it wrong and they're supposed to be waiting for the second cousin of Christ?
December 25, 2024 at 5:06 AM
What if christians got it wrong and they're supposed to be waiting for the second cousin of Christ?
Reposted by Celeste
no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”
December 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”
For a VERY long time, the Unplugged version of About A Girl would be the first song my iPods would start playing (due to the alphabet and all).
Today in 1993: Nirvana’s iconic “Unplugged” concert airs on MTV.
“.. In the moment, you weren’t aware you were taping what was Nirvana's last album," producer Alex Coletti said later. "It was only in hindsight that it became what it became."
#RIP
“.. In the moment, you weren’t aware you were taping what was Nirvana's last album," producer Alex Coletti said later. "It was only in hindsight that it became what it became."
#RIP
December 17, 2024 at 7:11 PM
For a VERY long time, the Unplugged version of About A Girl would be the first song my iPods would start playing (due to the alphabet and all).
Pretty sure I've played Tekken, Grab Turismo and Phantasy Star a little, but left it off just in case. I have a gaming problem
December 17, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Pretty sure I've played Tekken, Grab Turismo and Phantasy Star a little, but left it off just in case. I have a gaming problem
I love my current city but damn I miss Chicago
This morning at the Skating Ribbon. Today marks the 10th anniversary of Maggie Daley Park. And, one way to celebrate, you could skate at sunrise amongst the Chicago skyline to start the day.
December 14, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I love my current city but damn I miss Chicago
Anyone else scared of THC induced psychosis? Just me? Cool.
December 10, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Anyone else scared of THC induced psychosis? Just me? Cool.
We're about to hit the part of the movie where each of us stands up one by one and says "I shot the UnitedHealth CEO" and then the cops have to let the real killer go.
December 5, 2024 at 3:20 PM
We're about to hit the part of the movie where each of us stands up one by one and says "I shot the UnitedHealth CEO" and then the cops have to let the real killer go.
I don't see anyone else talking about this, but the girl from the Snap Grip commercials can get it
December 5, 2024 at 5:26 AM
I don't see anyone else talking about this, but the girl from the Snap Grip commercials can get it
Reposted by Celeste
A third of us tried to save two thirds of us from themselves.
They’re about to find out.
They’re about to find out.
November 29, 2024 at 1:58 AM
A third of us tried to save two thirds of us from themselves.
They’re about to find out.
They’re about to find out.
Reposted by Celeste
Repost if BlueSky is now your primary social media site.
November 28, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Repost if BlueSky is now your primary social media site.
My favorite Norman Rockwell painting "Sonic and Shadow double team a turkey in front of the humans and the humans are happy about it and want you to be happy about it too"
November 28, 2024 at 7:50 PM
My favorite Norman Rockwell painting "Sonic and Shadow double team a turkey in front of the humans and the humans are happy about it and want you to be happy about it too"
Sucks that I have to Google "[celebrity name] transgender" before knowing if someone is a safe follow, but I fucking love it when I'm pleasantly surprised!
November 28, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Sucks that I have to Google "[celebrity name] transgender" before knowing if someone is a safe follow, but I fucking love it when I'm pleasantly surprised!
Damn I miss that town
November 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Damn I miss that town