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The Quaggler
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Treating this like my journal.
Hikikomori🏚️ NEET 🎮 Femcel 💅
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss. Competitive Gooner. Ethical coomer.
Demisexual but instead of having to get well acquainted with the person to be sexually attracted to them I have to get well acquainted with them to find them funny.
January 10, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Love sending an email and realizing after the fact that I spelt the person's name wrong.
January 10, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Cut my fingers on the cardboard packaging of peanut butter sandwich cookies. Fuck my chud peanutmaxxing life
January 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Reposted by The Quaggler
Bombing another nation & allegedly kidnapping its ruler - all openly admitted to be motivated by oil & Maduro's solidarity with Cuba - is not a "distraction" from Trump's crimes in the Epstein files. It is terroristic. They're not gonna hold him accountable, so you'll have to do that yourself.
January 3, 2026 at 10:47 AM
My sleep got messed up by me trying to wake up early and my body -thinking it was just a nap- forced me to stay awake from 3am onward after going to bed at 11pm 👍 Surely today I manage to sleep a normal amount 😏
December 31, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I gotta get my male work friends to take this to see who we're all most compatible with 👀
December 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Almost crashed out at my 30-year-old manager who was talking about how her baby daddy had her two kids vaccinated against the flu which "made them sick". She claimed that the flu vaccine doesn't protect against all strains of the flu and I felt something slip in me like Gohan when Cell kills 16
December 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My younger coworkers will tell me they listen to "emo music" and deadass not know the Promise Ring, Cap'n Jazz, American Football, Sunny Day Real Estate, Jawbreaker, etc.
Like name a band that isn't metalcore or pop-punk I beg you.
December 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Cursed to not discuss films I watch since my friends don't fuck with cinema and my parents have forgot what I've seen last since renting it from Netflix when it was a company that sent you DVDs in the mail instead of bidding to acquire WBD which would reduce talent rights, competition, and jobs ☺️🙌👍
December 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Being tipsy seems to make me less self-conscious and more outgoing. No wonder most of my bartender coworkers take so many samples of our beers while on the clock.
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Same, Digitan, same.
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The skin on my finger was macerated up due to it being bandaged, to which one of my coworkers expressed shock, saying that they haven't experienced it themselves. I guess I'm a different beast because it happens every time I bandage a finger without fail.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Mopped the floor in the basement and now it smells stinky☹️What did I do wrong????
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Experiencing the worst knee pain I've ever felt after I dropped an empty bottle onto it that I was trying to place it on a drying rack above my head. Wallahi, I'm finished
November 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Not excited that the Riftbound release event at the store I pre-ordered product from seems to diverge from what the REQUIRED release format is. The store is advertising it online as a constructed event and not a modified champion deck event which would be consistent with all other local stores.
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Reposted by The Quaggler
There are many people whose lives are so much better for having you in it.

Remember that. You are important, and you are loved.
October 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
TW: Self-harm

Failed the IRL QTE when asking my coworker about the cuts on their forearm and instead of saying anything supportive or empathetic I said something that could be perceived as making light of it... GG
October 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My employer is so lucky I didn't crash out at over a dozen people today. It's always fun when I fall victim to racism and can't string together a string of words to shame the offender.
September 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Hung out afterwork with a group of (mostly) hetero guys who wanted to do anything but talk about or common interests orz. The conversations steered into relationship philosophy which might as well be the most boring topic for me to be involved in. Luckily my lesbian coworkers pulled up to save me.
September 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I met a new person who wants to be friends and play Magic, but cause they say they play Arena I assume they won't rock up with a commander deck so now I gotta put together a 60-card pile by diving into the bulk commons at my LGS
September 19, 2025 at 7:57 AM
At long last I have a 3 blue spark stamina parent. She's not a 9 spark stamina parent so I still have my work cut out for myself in creating a different parent using this one as a legacy
September 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
YES a new alt-costume for an Uma that I like that I can cosplay as a masc-presenting person with legs I want to hide and shoulders that are broad 😭
August 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
They're saying I'm the best to ever do it
August 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Gold Ship is having to carry every race cause Anges and the Pres have no Stamina 😭
August 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
My team was glue for day 1, barely getting 2 wins in 2 of my runs, but in my second run today it's a complete sweep???
August 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM