The Quaggler
@thequaggler.bsky.social
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Treating this like my journal.
Recovering Hikikomori🏚️NEET with a side hustle🎮 Truecel 💯
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss. Reformed Gooner. Ethical Coomer.
Treating this like my journal.
Recovering Hikikomori🏚️NEET with a side hustle🎮 Truecel 💯
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss. Reformed Gooner. Ethical Coomer.
Not my package being delayed due to the weather and it containing prescription drugs I have less than two dosages of left 🙃
January 30, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Not my package being delayed due to the weather and it containing prescription drugs I have less than two dosages of left 🙃
Not mastercard cucking me from subbing to an artist's fanbox so I can get the higher res images of a dakimakura cover for my favorite character. I'm ready to go to war over this.
January 30, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Not mastercard cucking me from subbing to an artist's fanbox so I can get the higher res images of a dakimakura cover for my favorite character. I'm ready to go to war over this.
One of my managers that is a cishet 30-something year old man who I'm 95% confident is single was trying to say that my manager who went on a cruise could've cheated on their partner and as long as the partner didn't find out then it wouldn't be cheating. I'm getting ragebaited by all my coworkers 🙃
January 25, 2026 at 3:24 AM
One of my managers that is a cishet 30-something year old man who I'm 95% confident is single was trying to say that my manager who went on a cruise could've cheated on their partner and as long as the partner didn't find out then it wouldn't be cheating. I'm getting ragebaited by all my coworkers 🙃
I won't fumble the bag I won't fumble the bag I won't fumble the bag
January 24, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I won't fumble the bag I won't fumble the bag I won't fumble the bag
Was losing my mind as a coworker told me he thought Parasite (2019) was too heavy-handed in it's message and how low he thought the bar was for 21st century cinema if it was considered a masterpiece.
January 24, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Was losing my mind as a coworker told me he thought Parasite (2019) was too heavy-handed in it's message and how low he thought the bar was for 21st century cinema if it was considered a masterpiece.
I just need to lock-in *insert four-panel meme*
January 24, 2026 at 8:50 AM
I just need to lock-in *insert four-panel meme*
Demisexual but instead of having to get well acquainted with the person to be sexually attracted to them I have to get well acquainted with them to find them funny.
January 10, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Demisexual but instead of having to get well acquainted with the person to be sexually attracted to them I have to get well acquainted with them to find them funny.
Love sending an email and realizing after the fact that I spelt the person's name wrong.
January 10, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Love sending an email and realizing after the fact that I spelt the person's name wrong.
Cut my fingers on the cardboard packaging of peanut butter sandwich cookies. Fuck my chud peanutmaxxing life
January 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Cut my fingers on the cardboard packaging of peanut butter sandwich cookies. Fuck my chud peanutmaxxing life
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Bombing another nation & allegedly kidnapping its ruler - all openly admitted to be motivated by oil & Maduro's solidarity with Cuba - is not a "distraction" from Trump's crimes in the Epstein files. It is terroristic. They're not gonna hold him accountable, so you'll have to do that yourself.
January 3, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Bombing another nation & allegedly kidnapping its ruler - all openly admitted to be motivated by oil & Maduro's solidarity with Cuba - is not a "distraction" from Trump's crimes in the Epstein files. It is terroristic. They're not gonna hold him accountable, so you'll have to do that yourself.
My sleep got messed up by me trying to wake up early and my body -thinking it was just a nap- forced me to stay awake from 3am onward after going to bed at 11pm 👍 Surely today I manage to sleep a normal amount 😏
December 31, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My sleep got messed up by me trying to wake up early and my body -thinking it was just a nap- forced me to stay awake from 3am onward after going to bed at 11pm 👍 Surely today I manage to sleep a normal amount 😏
I gotta get my male work friends to take this to see who we're all most compatible with 👀
December 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I gotta get my male work friends to take this to see who we're all most compatible with 👀
Almost crashed out at my 30-year-old manager who was talking about how her baby daddy had her two kids vaccinated against the flu which "made them sick". She claimed that the flu vaccine doesn't protect against all strains of the flu and I felt something slip in me like Gohan when Cell kills 16
December 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Almost crashed out at my 30-year-old manager who was talking about how her baby daddy had her two kids vaccinated against the flu which "made them sick". She claimed that the flu vaccine doesn't protect against all strains of the flu and I felt something slip in me like Gohan when Cell kills 16
My younger coworkers will tell me they listen to "emo music" and deadass not know the Promise Ring, Cap'n Jazz, American Football, Sunny Day Real Estate, Jawbreaker, etc.
Like name a band that isn't metalcore or pop-punk I beg you.
Like name a band that isn't metalcore or pop-punk I beg you.
December 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
My younger coworkers will tell me they listen to "emo music" and deadass not know the Promise Ring, Cap'n Jazz, American Football, Sunny Day Real Estate, Jawbreaker, etc.
Like name a band that isn't metalcore or pop-punk I beg you.
Like name a band that isn't metalcore or pop-punk I beg you.
Cursed to not discuss films I watch since my friends don't fuck with cinema and my parents have forgot what I've seen last since renting it from Netflix when it was a company that sent you DVDs in the mail instead of bidding to acquire WBD which would reduce talent rights, competition, and jobs ☺️🙌👍
December 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Cursed to not discuss films I watch since my friends don't fuck with cinema and my parents have forgot what I've seen last since renting it from Netflix when it was a company that sent you DVDs in the mail instead of bidding to acquire WBD which would reduce talent rights, competition, and jobs ☺️🙌👍
Being tipsy seems to make me less self-conscious and more outgoing. No wonder most of my bartender coworkers take so many samples of our beers while on the clock.
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Being tipsy seems to make me less self-conscious and more outgoing. No wonder most of my bartender coworkers take so many samples of our beers while on the clock.
Same, Digitan, same.
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Same, Digitan, same.
The skin on my finger was macerated up due to it being bandaged, to which one of my coworkers expressed shock, saying that they haven't experienced it themselves. I guess I'm a different beast because it happens every time I bandage a finger without fail.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The skin on my finger was macerated up due to it being bandaged, to which one of my coworkers expressed shock, saying that they haven't experienced it themselves. I guess I'm a different beast because it happens every time I bandage a finger without fail.
Mopped the floor in the basement and now it smells stinky☹️What did I do wrong????
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Mopped the floor in the basement and now it smells stinky☹️What did I do wrong????
Experiencing the worst knee pain I've ever felt after I dropped an empty bottle onto it that I was trying to place it on a drying rack above my head. Wallahi, I'm finished
November 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Experiencing the worst knee pain I've ever felt after I dropped an empty bottle onto it that I was trying to place it on a drying rack above my head. Wallahi, I'm finished
Not excited that the Riftbound release event at the store I pre-ordered product from seems to diverge from what the REQUIRED release format is. The store is advertising it online as a constructed event and not a modified champion deck event which would be consistent with all other local stores.
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Not excited that the Riftbound release event at the store I pre-ordered product from seems to diverge from what the REQUIRED release format is. The store is advertising it online as a constructed event and not a modified champion deck event which would be consistent with all other local stores.
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There are many people whose lives are so much better for having you in it.
Remember that. You are important, and you are loved.
Remember that. You are important, and you are loved.
October 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
There are many people whose lives are so much better for having you in it.
Remember that. You are important, and you are loved.
Remember that. You are important, and you are loved.
TW: Self-harm
Failed the IRL QTE when asking my coworker about the cuts on their forearm and instead of saying anything supportive or empathetic I said something that could be perceived as making light of it... GG
Failed the IRL QTE when asking my coworker about the cuts on their forearm and instead of saying anything supportive or empathetic I said something that could be perceived as making light of it... GG
October 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
TW: Self-harm
Failed the IRL QTE when asking my coworker about the cuts on their forearm and instead of saying anything supportive or empathetic I said something that could be perceived as making light of it... GG
Failed the IRL QTE when asking my coworker about the cuts on their forearm and instead of saying anything supportive or empathetic I said something that could be perceived as making light of it... GG
My employer is so lucky I didn't crash out at over a dozen people today. It's always fun when I fall victim to racism and can't string together a string of words to shame the offender.
September 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
My employer is so lucky I didn't crash out at over a dozen people today. It's always fun when I fall victim to racism and can't string together a string of words to shame the offender.