Scrolling through Reddit posts for the various protests springing up is incredible. We are, as the kids say, cooked man.

This leads nowhere good, but also fuck ‘em

Relevant!

Blood for the Blood God. Skulls for the skull throne babbbyyyy

Probably a bad sign of things to come that the day started with a political assassination.

Coming back to Long Island does so much psych damage to me. It holds so much nostalgia and yet it is so cursed. Every relative I have some new and interesting internet brain worms.

It’s real fucked up that dogs can get cancer man

Can news outlets that really ought know better stop playing into Elon’s doge shit like it’s a real arm of the government? Referring to by it’s Elon given name gives it an air of legitimacy that this group of rouge nerds don’t deserve.

In case anyone was wondering, the vegan Pad Thai from Aldi tastes more like Spaghetti-Os than Pad Thai

You know things are starting to go sideways when your boss’s boss is sending out “stay calm and professional” emails.

It’s very funny how much work Trump has done to move my previously right of center, holding her nose to vote Hilary and Biden, mother to the left. Two days of his second term has done more work than I was able to do in like 10 years. She’ll be calling it Amerikkka by the end of the month.

It’s a very funny take to pretend that Fetterman didn’t immediately drop all pretenses of being on the left hours after being sworn in. Like he did his damndest to the Tulsi Gabbard right wing swing in record time.

A Rhodesian cosplayer doing the sieg heil wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card

A nuclear scientist is gonna hit it with radiation to fight Godzilla

A couple weeks back a cop told me he wished it was easier to go after panhandlers because they’re ruining his city. This is as he’s threatened to write me a ticket for buying a homeless man breakfast. I’m sure cops harassing people in restaurants for nothing is definitely helping the city’s rep.