If I had a pet owl I would name it Jabba. Then when anyone asks why, I'd tell them the full name is Jabba the Hoot.

#puns #jabbathehutt #starwars #jokes #owls

1. The federal government has just attempted to enact a national trans youth care ban.

A new HHS rule would shutter most gender-affirming care for trans youth nationwide.

It violates multiple laws and the constitution, and will likely go into effect in a few months.

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It's not "your" art when the algorithm generates it for you. You're not an artist, just a prompt engineer.

Also, doesn't #wonderwoman have just one lasso of truth?

#ai #aislop #genai #art #creativity

I'm curious who's heard of this and who might use it. Would this ever replace #onlyfans or another platform for you? @wired.com #sexwork #sexworkiswork

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Wouldn't it be hilarious if we all started calling Joanne (JK) Rowling by her legal name? I figure if she's going to be a massive transphobe who deadnames people then turnabout is fair play. How do you like that JOANNE?

#harrypotter #jkrowling #terf #trans #solidarity #tranphobia #UK

Because the media circus will inevitably prioritize Charlie Kirk over the kids that were shot in a school shooting today, here is the article: abcnews.go.com/US/shooting-...

Ever hear about the Kia owner who sold his Soul to the devil?

#puns #kia

I want there to be a taco truck in Tacoma, WA called Taco Ma.

When people go there they'll say "we're going to Taco Ma." Then someone will correct them, asking "you mean Tacoma, right?"

#Tacoma #Washington #puns #tacos

Breaking News: Apple is reportedly developing a monocle variant of its AR glasses.

It will be called the "I-patch."

#puns #funny #apple #AR #smartglasses

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Can we PLEASE remember to include alt, especially on things as important as this?

I only just learned about this guy (I was never on Twitter and he's probably on one of my blocklists), but let's get him off of Blue Sky. If he wants to spread hate speech he can go do that on Twitter.
#jessesingal #trans #hatespeech #harassment
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So, a Toucan goes out to dinner. He goes to a very fine French restaurant, has a five course meal and a bottle of wine.

#dadjokes #puns

Why do you only see Jesus wearing basically a loincloth in depictions of the crucifixion?

Because then he'd be a cross-dresser. I hear Christians dislike that

#dadjokes #puns

What's the difference between a magician and a behavioral scientist?

A magician can pull a rabbit out of a hat. A behavioral scientist can pull a habit out of a rat.

#puns #dadjokes

Why don't barbarians like the American South?

Because no matter what tribe they're from everyone calls them "Hun."

#dadjokes #puns

I wonder if relationship anarchists believe in propaganda of "the deed."

#puns #dadjokes

What happens when a seagull gets hold of a ring of power?

It turns into a Nazgûll

Or, alternatively, a wingwraith.

#puns #dadjokes #LOTR #ringofpower #ringwraith #pun #dadjoke #tolkien