The Prostate Prophet
@theprostateprophet.bsky.social
Making the unspeakable unforgettable. Your educator on prostate wellness and pleasure. No shame. No filter. Just truth. More at prostranal.com.
I miss the WNBA 2025 season.
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I miss the WNBA 2025 season.
This captcha would be better than cars, busses and bridges.
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This captcha would be better than cars, busses and bridges.
There's nothing like good contractions!
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
There's nothing like good contractions!
You can tell the industrial designers with high sex drives by the microcosms they create.
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You can tell the industrial designers with high sex drives by the microcosms they create.
Pick a winner and comment on your prize 🏆
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Pick a winner and comment on your prize 🏆
Freudian spurt
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Freudian spurt
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Imagine the sexual possibilities if...
November 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Imagine the sexual possibilities if...
🚨 My BIGGEST FEAR during prostate play? 💔
A literal HEART ATTACK mid-orgasm. 😱
A literal HEART ATTACK mid-orgasm. 😱
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
🚨 My BIGGEST FEAR during prostate play? 💔
A literal HEART ATTACK mid-orgasm. 😱
A literal HEART ATTACK mid-orgasm. 😱
Sailor Moon Ep. 200 ending credit. Something about tickling your prostate as the waves of pleasure make you float in bliss. That's my interpretation if a professor made me write an essay on it
October 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Sailor Moon Ep. 200 ending credit. Something about tickling your prostate as the waves of pleasure make you float in bliss. That's my interpretation if a professor made me write an essay on it
Looks dangerous...but fun
October 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Looks dangerous...but fun
The Surfer (Nicholas Cage) movie really is just a giant allegory for prostate pleasure. In this scene, "The P-Gasms came and went, and came and came...until the Super-O tsunami of all cums came."
October 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The Surfer (Nicholas Cage) movie really is just a giant allegory for prostate pleasure. In this scene, "The P-Gasms came and went, and came and came...until the Super-O tsunami of all cums came."