The Prostate Prophet
@theprostateprophet.bsky.social
Making the unspeakable unforgettable. Your educator on prostate wellness and pleasure. No shame. No filter. Just truth. More at prostranal.com.
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After 2 years of writing + professional edits… my book is officially releasing December 15th.
This project pushed me in every way — and I can’t wait to share it. More details soon...
This project pushed me in every way — and I can’t wait to share it. More details soon...
Most people live their whole lives without understanding this part of themselves.
I wrote a book about it.
It's available today.
prostranal.com/collections/...
I wrote a book about it.
It's available today.
prostranal.com/collections/...
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Prostranal teaches safe, effective prostate pleasure with a guided training program. Learn hands-free orgasm techniques and elevate your sexual wellness. Discover a new dimension of pleasure.
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December 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Most people live their whole lives without understanding this part of themselves.
I wrote a book about it.
It's available today.
prostranal.com/collections/...
I wrote a book about it.
It's available today.
prostranal.com/collections/...
I miss the WNBA 2025 season.
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I miss the WNBA 2025 season.
This captcha would be better than cars, busses and bridges.
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This captcha would be better than cars, busses and bridges.
There's nothing like good contractions!
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
There's nothing like good contractions!
You can tell the industrial designers with high sex drives by the microcosms they create.
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You can tell the industrial designers with high sex drives by the microcosms they create.
Pick a winner and comment on your prize 🏆
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Pick a winner and comment on your prize 🏆
Freudian spurt
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Freudian spurt
My goal with Prostranal is simple: to help people understand their anatomy, release shame around pleasure, and explore what their bodies can do in a safe, structured way. #Wellness
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My goal with Prostranal is simple: to help people understand their anatomy, release shame around pleasure, and explore what their bodies can do in a safe, structured way. #Wellness
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
After 2 years of writing + professional edits… my book is officially releasing December 15th.
This project pushed me in every way — and I can’t wait to share it. More details soon...
This project pushed me in every way — and I can’t wait to share it. More details soon...
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
After 2 years of writing + professional edits… my book is officially releasing December 15th.
This project pushed me in every way — and I can’t wait to share it. More details soon...
This project pushed me in every way — and I can’t wait to share it. More details soon...
There’s so much more pleasure inside you.
Dig deep, shatter every wall to find it…
(Just keep those anal walls intact 😉)
Unlock it all. 🔥 #SelfDiscovery #PleasureQuest
Dig deep, shatter every wall to find it…
(Just keep those anal walls intact 😉)
Unlock it all. 🔥 #SelfDiscovery #PleasureQuest
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
There’s so much more pleasure inside you.
Dig deep, shatter every wall to find it…
(Just keep those anal walls intact 😉)
Unlock it all. 🔥 #SelfDiscovery #PleasureQuest
Dig deep, shatter every wall to find it…
(Just keep those anal walls intact 😉)
Unlock it all. 🔥 #SelfDiscovery #PleasureQuest
1 in 8 get it.
Prostate cancer is real and preventable with early screening. Don’t wait. #ProstateCancer
Prostate cancer is real and preventable with early screening. Don’t wait. #ProstateCancer
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
1 in 8 get it.
Prostate cancer is real and preventable with early screening. Don’t wait. #ProstateCancer
Prostate cancer is real and preventable with early screening. Don’t wait. #ProstateCancer
Imagine the sexual possibilities if...
November 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Imagine the sexual possibilities if...
🚨 My BIGGEST FEAR during prostate play? 💔
A literal HEART ATTACK mid-orgasm. 😱
A literal HEART ATTACK mid-orgasm. 😱
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
🚨 My BIGGEST FEAR during prostate play? 💔
A literal HEART ATTACK mid-orgasm. 😱
A literal HEART ATTACK mid-orgasm. 😱
Sailor Moon Ep. 200 ending credit. Something about tickling your prostate as the waves of pleasure make you float in bliss. That's my interpretation if a professor made me write an essay on it
October 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Sailor Moon Ep. 200 ending credit. Something about tickling your prostate as the waves of pleasure make you float in bliss. That's my interpretation if a professor made me write an essay on it
Looks dangerous...but fun
October 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Looks dangerous...but fun
The Surfer (Nicholas Cage) movie really is just a giant allegory for prostate pleasure. In this scene, "The P-Gasms came and went, and came and came...until the Super-O tsunami of all cums came."
October 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The Surfer (Nicholas Cage) movie really is just a giant allegory for prostate pleasure. In this scene, "The P-Gasms came and went, and came and came...until the Super-O tsunami of all cums came."
Reposted by The Prostate Prophet
He knows more about the prostate than he is saying here.
December 25, 2024 at 11:18 PM
He knows more about the prostate than he is saying here.